After escaping the hazard in his neighbourhood, he crossed to kaduna, and narrated the ordeal, brefing newsmen, he lamented,'nna many people have died, infact they are dying insofu ewu, i saw a woman pikin dying like goat, the bad luck be say, as i was running with my 'Ghana must go' na him two police stop me and searched me. They ask me my name i tell them salisu. They come see the cutlass wey i put in my trouser. Na there gbegen sele, they said they are arresting me for felony and possession of dangerous weapon. Na him we hear 'Allahu akbar' the call to prayer, they took me to one open ground, after washing their faces and hands they said i should lead them in prayer, i wan argue they said it is a command. As we started the prayer, you know say afternoon prayer na for mind u go talk am, so we reach prostration, as them put their faces for ground na him i come pick race, i no no whether they don get up now or not, pls annouce am for Tv and radio make dem get up'.

O boy, wey be say u lyk 2 de crack unfunny jokes?, pls, try and make sense for once in ur lyf?

Good for you, daft don't feel the humour.

not funny

at least he spoke inglish

*sighs* abi

*crying*

guy abeg i hope say no be comedy you wan use the chop ooooooo

when i read this joke i almost cried shaa.the thing boring

**Yawns and checks the time** Time to sleep

Abuzola it's not a do or die affair to paste jokes here. U've got very boring and annoying trash. Obviously this can't be a joke to a normal human being. No doubt to you it's a joke. Go to the zoo and tell your colleagues not here please.

Crying with saliva

Very good

D.A.V.E:

when i read this joke i almost cried shaa.the thing boring

umeaghadi:

Abuzola it's not a do or die affair to paste jokes here. U've got very boring and annoying trash. Obviously this can't be a joke to a normal human being. No doubt to you it's a joke. Go to the zoo and tell your colleagues not here please.

The Crisis in Jos is not
some thing anybody
should Joke about.

People are actually
dieing .

Jumaingurl- have mercy on me, ur charm is really working, plz make my joke funny, or give me hint on how to make it funny plzzzz

i read the post. . . . i'm disappointed in the poster

Oh my God, i want to die,

Abu . . .you again

but you shoulda known the Jos issue is a tentative matter.

Oh my God ! Why you people hate me. *crying with saliva*

Cry wiv blood sef

Kunbee, and you are a woman. I know women show love, caring and compassion. Nawa for u

Hausa village women know wetin dem dey call love?

Abu Zola:

Kunbee, and you are a woman. I know women show love, caring and compassion. Nawa for u

U don come here? No come look for trouble here oo

@studio, soyaiya yayi dadi, village girls will caress you, massage you and feed u unlike their counterpart in the cities. Why not marry one of them

Sorry i just soji what you mean, you mean kunbee is the village hausa gurl. Hahahaha.

so boring, gud night

Abu Zola:

Kunbee, and you are a woman. I know women show love, caring and compassion. Nawa for u

So what mschewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww , i may be a village girl but i have better jokes than you