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Two Prostitutes by Labans(m): 5:08pm On Feb 02, 2007 |
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on the roof of their car which read, "TWO PROSTITUTES, #1500.00." A policeman noticed the car, and quickly pulled them over. He approached the ladies and told them they'd have to remove the sign. Otherwise, they'd be arrested and taken to jail. Just then, another car passed by with a sign which read, "JESUS SAVES." The two ladies asked the policeman why he let the other car drive by without pulling them over. "Well, that's a little different since it pertains to religion." The two ladies were furious, but nonetheless they removed the sign and drove away. The next day, the same policeman noticed the same two ladies riding around town with a sign on the roof of their car. He figured he had an easy bust, so he pulled them over once again. As he approached the car, though, he noticed a new sign which now read, "TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER, #1500.00." |
Re: Two Prostitutes by Kamalddeen(m): 1:29pm On Mar 13, 2007 |
lol nice one |
Re: Two Prostitutes by rezzy: 3:43pm On Mar 14, 2007 |
very funny lol |
Re: Two Prostitutes by Nobody: 2:49pm On Jan 19, 2008 |
good one ;d |
Re: Two Prostitutes by aristole(m): 2:56pm On Jan 19, 2008 |
Abi ooo.There are shortcuts to every bus-stop |
Re: Two Prostitutes by clemcykul(f): 4:41pm On Jan 19, 2008 |
lawdiiee lmao |
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