I met this girl on facebook & we've been chatting for abt 6months now. Yesterday was her birthday' I logged in & I saw her online' & we started chatting immediately. Me:- Hello dear' happy birthday. Her:- Aww. tanks dear Me:- U welcome Her:- So where is my birthday gift? Me:- Hmmm! Big girl like u is asking for birthday gift?. Her:- Please I am not a big girl oo. U wnt to deny me birthday gift abi? (I quickly went to buy N100 airtime card & sent d pin into her chat inbox) Me:- Dear manage this pls. Her:- Noo' pls I was only joking. I will not take that. Me:- Pls pls. Her:- And I refuse. I can't take anything from u. I quickly loaded d card & transfered it into her line account. Few munites later I recieved a notification "N200 was transfered to u from'') Me:- Whats d meaning of that? Her:- I told u' u shldnt. (This girl want to show me that she is a big girl?) So I used my last N300 to buy card' load it' making N500 & send to her. Some minutes later' an alert' tang-tang. ''N1000 was transfered to u from'' Chaiii. This girl want to try me? And I didn't have any money left! I called my friend & borrowed d N2000 he was keeping for his father' I told him I will be expecting N6000 in d next 5min & I will pay him back. I quickly bought a card of N2000' & sent her d N3000. And I kept my phone close to my ear expecting alert. Ten minutes later' instead of message alert' it was a call from her. ''Hello dear' just call to thank u for d birthday present. We'll chat later''. All I need now is a space to faint!!!!

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lolzzzz... I get space 4 my backyard, come faint there...