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The Police Is Your Friend! by BBBlaze: 10:16pm On Jun 24, 2017
Nigerian police can care for Africa!

POLICE: Oga, where you dey go?
VICTIM: I wan buy something for junction.....
POLICE: Ehen? so why you come wear only singlet dey waka for this cold
weather?
VICTIM: Ah ah,i just feel like....
POLICE: So you wan make cold enter ur body abi?
VICTIM: No oooo
POLICE: So you will go and rape person daughter abi?bah?
VICTIM: No oooo
POLICE: In fact you're under arrest....
VICTIM: Ah ah for what?
POLICE: For rape attempt in advance.

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