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Question My Friend In London Asked Me Maybe U Can Help Me To Answer Him. by losak9111(m): 3:48pm On Jun 25, 2017
A friend of mine asked me if I'm willing to go to
London... See question!!
who wants to stay in this Nigeria where
1. Fowls rape themselves
2. Exam questions come out before the proposed
examination date
3. Bigger Banana are cheaper while smaller ones
are expensive
4. You buy Suya 100 Naira and when you get
home,you realise the Aboki sold Onions 70 Naira
and meat 30 Naira
5. Garri is more expensive than Noodles.. Try
drinking the Garri for 20 Days straight,Falz
Glasses will be small size compared to your own
6. You get Pirated Yoruba movie and you get
home to see Bruce Lee(Enter the Dragon Part 1)
7. Ghosts in nollywood fear cars when crossing
the Road because They don't want to die again
If you advice me to stay in Nigeria ehn!
Hmmmmmmmn just dnt let me talk!!!!.
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Add yours pals
Re: Question My Friend In London Asked Me Maybe U Can Help Me To Answer Him. by lhawarl1(m): 1:04pm On Jun 26, 2017
Lol nice

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