Ochuko and dogo were arguing about mass communication as a career and the following dialogues ensued
Dogo: guy make i tell u i fit work for anywhere because as a mass communicator i have been trained to be flexible and adapt in any sector i found my self
Ochuko: bros na lie so u wan tell me say u fit work for hospital as a doctor or work in cbn
Dogo: yes now dont u know i did environmental health and reporting the economy as a course under mass comm
Ochuko:well no problem am sure u also did gate keeping because u will be working in one organization that i just found for u
Dogo:na nw u dy talk where b dat?
Ochuko: in the mortuary as a gatekeeper so dat all those sturborn corpses no go commot go outside and coming anytime they like
Dogo: well am a trained journalist and my place is in the media house

ochuko has this attitude of not paying okada drivers when ever he took one. rather, he would told dem to drop him in the nearest cemetery close to his destination when the okada Man demand for his money ochuko will say wait let me collect it from a frnd of mine in the grave on hearing dis d okada man will run away
one day ochuko enter an igbo man okada and d following dialogue ensued
igbo man: oga give me my money
ochuko: i dnt have change mak i check if my frnd in the grave hav it
Igbo man: wait u b dead body
ochuko: yes ooo i died four years ago
igbo man: haba and na ur kaban b dis
ochuko: ( surprised) yes oooo
Igbo man: so we dy d same kaban and we no sabi each other i died 25 years ago and for d change dnt worry mak we go meet ejiro he go get am
guess what happen next: i never knew ochuko could ran so fast infact his speed almost cause tornado

Dogo who doesnt know the true meaning of boxing day woke up and gave his landlord a mind blowing slap and shouted Happy boxing day the land lord in his reply gave him a quick notice and said d same to u do u think the landlord is wicked?

Op, you tried





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