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Got Talent Jare. Lol by iscocruz(m): 12:38pm On Jun 28, 2017
Nigeria is so talented that they now have specialist of something other countries dont have. The following talents are and how to contact them.

1. Profession : Professional kidnapper A. K. A. ministry of kidnapping affair

Founder :Dr. Evans.

Date of establishment : 2010

Net worth : over 100 billion naira

Number for quick kidnapping please calling :+234894454643

2. Profession: Suicide bombers or bokoharam brothers association

Founder: mohammed yusuf

Date of establishment : 2009

Choose the location of where you want the bomb to be dropped and call this hot line : +234 813 8238412

3.Profession : money laundering

Founder : politicians

Date of establishment : 2 days after our independence in 1960

To move your stolen money please call this number...... : the dont have one number, just prepare the money they will call you back. Lol

4.Profession:Rape consultant

Founder : Mr. isco cruz

Date of establishment : just few minutes ago

For your fast raping service please call this number now
: 0078286871 865

And finally the fast and most purchased natural leaf in Nigeria and all over the world.....

5. Profession :Weed seller (cooking or for smoking)

Founder : Nigeria natural leaf association

Date of establishment : since Adam came to this world

Number : please contact the nearest bunk available in your area

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