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Handbook 2010 by r231(m): 2:19am On Jan 28, 2010 |
Health: 1. Drink plenty of water. 2. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar. 3. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants, 4. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm and Empathy 5. Make time to pray. 6. Play more games 7. Read more books than you did in 2009 . 8. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day 9. Sleep for 7 hours. 10. Take a 10-30 minutes walk daily. And while you walk, smile. Personality: 11. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about. 12. Don't have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment. 13. Don't over do. Keep your limits. 14. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does. 15. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip. 16. Dream more while you are awake 17. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need, 18. Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner with His/her mistakes of the past, That will ruin your present happiness. 19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others. 20. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present. 21. No one is in charge of your happiness except you. 22. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime. 23. Smile and laugh more. 24. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree, Society: 25. Call your family often. 26. Each day give something good to others. 27. Forgive everyone for everything, 28. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6. 29. Try to make at least three people smile each day. 30. What other people think of you is none of your business. 31. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick, Your friends will. Stay in touch. Life: 32. Do the right thing! 33. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful. 34. GOD heals everything. 35. However good or bad a situation is, it will change, 36. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up, 37. The best is yet to come, 38. When you wake alive in the morning, thank GOD for it. 39. Your Inner most is always happy. So, be happy. Last but not the least: 40. Please Forward this to everyone you care about, I just did. |
Re: Handbook 2010 by romsky: 10:32am On Jan 28, 2010 |
na 4ward u do so? i'll Health: 1. Drink plenty of water. 5. Make time to pray. 6. Play more games 9. Sleep for 7 hours. Personality: 12. Don't have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment. 14. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does. 15. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip. 24. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree, Society: 28. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6. 29. Try to make at least three people smile each day. 30. What other people think of you is none of your business. Life: 33. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful. 36. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up, 38. When you wake alive in the morning, thank GOD for it. 39. Your Inner most is always happy. So, be happy. but i will not forward this to everyone you care about |
Re: Handbook 2010 by snthesis(m): 10:45am On Jan 28, 2010 |
the handbook makes sense |
Re: Handbook 2010 by sexyLeamon(f): 11:15am On Jan 28, 2010 |
beautiful write up |
Re: Handbook 2010 by kodylicky(f): 11:23am On Jan 28, 2010 |
nice work |
Re: Handbook 2010 by r231(m): 11:27am On Jan 28, 2010 |
snthesis: sexyLeamon: kody-licky: thanx |
Re: Handbook 2010 by snthesis(m): 11:31am On Jan 28, 2010 |
sexyLeamon: do u personify ur name? |
Re: Handbook 2010 by sexyLeamon(f): 11:45am On Jan 28, 2010 |
snthesis:I have got more than 1000 of this sort of question on here I don tire |
Re: Handbook 2010 by snthesis(m): 12:06pm On Jan 28, 2010 |
I have got more than 1000 of this sort of question on here I don tire [quote][/quote] attitude gets u nowwhere- supposed to b an icebreaker |
Re: Handbook 2010 by sexyLeamon(f): 12:10pm On Jan 28, 2010 |
snthesis: |
Re: Handbook 2010 by snthesis(m): 12:30pm On Jan 28, 2010 |
sexyLeamon: |
Re: Handbook 2010 by romsky: 12:50pm On Jan 28, 2010 |
sexy is snthesis indirectly asking u 4 a date? |
Re: Handbook 2010 by r231(m): 1:01pm On Jan 28, 2010 |
hmmmmmm my handbook is working den |
Re: Handbook 2010 by romsky: 1:29pm On Jan 28, 2010 |
i go take leg slap ya tit comot if u no delete d my from handbook front |
Re: Handbook 2010 by snthesis(m): 1:34pm On Jan 28, 2010 |
romsky: amebom Mr translator ! u r not loud enuf, u nid a microphone to shout louder |
Re: Handbook 2010 by r231(m): 1:39pm On Jan 28, 2010 |
romsky: hahahaha how long is your leg |
Re: Handbook 2010 by Ben13: 2:18pm On Jan 28, 2010 |
romsky: as in the guy na Ctrl C and Ctrl V expert @topic your control key dey work wella |
Re: Handbook 2010 by kodylicky(f): 2:34pm On Jan 28, 2010 |
romsky: @sexy and snthesis we are waiting for an answer oo |
Re: Handbook 2010 by snthesis(m): 2:46pm On Jan 28, 2010 |
kody-licky: na wa o all dis guys/girls trying to pry into our biz |
Re: Handbook 2010 by r231(m): 4:23pm On Jan 28, 2010 |
Ben-10: Last but not the least: 40. Please Forward this to everyone you care about, I just did. i guess both of you didn't read dis part now did you |
Re: Handbook 2010 by Kunbee: 1:06am On Jan 29, 2010 |
How is dis funny |
Re: Handbook 2010 by D1KeleVra(m): 11:53am On Jan 29, 2010 |
wey the joke? Ben wey ur u-haul? |
Re: Handbook 2010 by Nobody: 3:38pm On Jan 29, 2010 |
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