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Handbook 2010 by r231(m): 2:19am On Jan 28, 2010
Health:
1. Drink plenty of water.
2. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.
3. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants,
4. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm and Empathy
5. Make time to pray.
6. Play more games
7. Read more books than you did in 2009 .
8. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day
9. Sleep for 7 hours.
10. Take a 10-30 minutes walk daily. And while you walk, smile.

Personality:
11. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
12. Don't have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
13. Don't over do. Keep your limits.
14. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
15. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip.
16. Dream more while you are awake
17. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need,
18. Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner with His/her mistakes of the past, That will ruin your present happiness.
19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others.
20. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.
21. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
22. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
23. Smile and laugh more.
24. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree,


Society:
25. Call your family often.
26. Each day give something good to others.
27. Forgive everyone for everything,
28. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6.
29. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
30. What other people think of you is none of your business.
31. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick, Your friends will. Stay in touch.

Life:
32. Do the right thing!
33. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
34. GOD heals everything.
35. However good or bad a situation is, it will change,
36. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up,
37. The best is yet to come,
38. When you wake alive in the morning, thank GOD for it.
39. Your Inner most is always happy. So, be happy.

Last but not the least:
40. Please Forward this to everyone you care about, I just did.
Re: Handbook 2010 by romsky: 10:32am On Jan 28, 2010
na 4ward u do so?
i'll
Health:
1. Drink plenty of water.
5. Make time to pray.
6. Play more games
9. Sleep for 7 hours.

Personality:
12. Don't have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
14. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
15. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip.
24. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree,


Society:
28. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6.
29. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
30. What other people think of you is none of your business.

Life:
33. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
36. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up,
38. When you wake alive in the morning, thank GOD for it.
39. Your Inner most is always happy. So, be happy.

but i will not forward this to everyone you care about
Re: Handbook 2010 by snthesis(m): 10:45am On Jan 28, 2010
the handbook makes sense
Re: Handbook 2010 by sexyLeamon(f): 11:15am On Jan 28, 2010
beautiful write up
Re: Handbook 2010 by kodylicky(f): 11:23am On Jan 28, 2010
nice work
Re: Handbook 2010 by r231(m): 11:27am On Jan 28, 2010
snthesis:

the handbook makes sense

sexyLeamon:

beautiful write up

kody-licky:

nice work

thanx cheesy grin cheesy grin
Re: Handbook 2010 by snthesis(m): 11:31am On Jan 28, 2010
sexyLeamon:

beautiful write up

do u personify ur name? wink
Re: Handbook 2010 by sexyLeamon(f): 11:45am On Jan 28, 2010
snthesis:

do u personify your name? wink
I have got more than 1000 of this sort of question on here I don tire grin
Re: Handbook 2010 by snthesis(m): 12:06pm On Jan 28, 2010
I have got more than 1000 of this sort of question on here I don tire grin
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attitude gets u nowwhere- supposed to b an icebreaker cool
Re: Handbook 2010 by sexyLeamon(f): 12:10pm On Jan 28, 2010
snthesis:

I have got more than 1000 of this sort of question on here I don tire grin


attitude gets u nowwhere- supposed to b an icebreaker cool












some called it attitude, others called it arrogance, I called it confidence. am the most down to earth person if you get to know me better
infact am coming down on the ground while writing this. grin
Re: Handbook 2010 by snthesis(m): 12:30pm On Jan 28, 2010
sexyLeamon:


lets get to knw each oda berra cool









some called it attitude, others called it arrogance, I called it confidence. am the most down to earth person if you get to know me better
infact am coming down on the ground while writing this. grin
Re: Handbook 2010 by romsky: 12:50pm On Jan 28, 2010
sexy is snthesis indirectly asking u 4 a date?
Re: Handbook 2010 by r231(m): 1:01pm On Jan 28, 2010
hmmmmmm
my handbook is working den grin grin grin
Re: Handbook 2010 by romsky: 1:29pm On Jan 28, 2010
i go take leg slap ya tit comot if u no delete d my from handbook front
Re: Handbook 2010 by snthesis(m): 1:34pm On Jan 28, 2010
romsky:

sexy is snthesis indirectly asking u 4 a date?

amebom Mr translator ! grin u r not loud enuf, u nid a microphone to shout louder
Re: Handbook 2010 by r231(m): 1:39pm On Jan 28, 2010
romsky:

i go take leg slap ya bosom comot if u no delete d my from handbook front

hahahaha

how long is your leg grin cheesy
Re: Handbook 2010 by Ben13: 2:18pm On Jan 28, 2010
romsky:

i go take leg slap ya bosom comot if u no delete d my from handbook front

as in the guy na Ctrl C and Ctrl V expert cheesy

@topic

your control key dey work wella tongue
Re: Handbook 2010 by kodylicky(f): 2:34pm On Jan 28, 2010
romsky:

sexy is snthesis indirectly asking u 4 a date?

@sexy and snthesis
we are waiting for an answer oo wink
Re: Handbook 2010 by snthesis(m): 2:46pm On Jan 28, 2010
kody-licky:

@sexy and snthesis
we are waiting for an answer oo wink

na wa o all dis guys/girls trying to pry into our biz
Re: Handbook 2010 by r231(m): 4:23pm On Jan 28, 2010
Ben-10:

as in the guy na Ctrl C and Ctrl V expert cheesy

@topic

your control key dey work wella tongue

Last but not the least:
40. Please Forward this to everyone you care about, I just did.

i guess both of you didn't read dis part now did you grin grin cheesy
Re: Handbook 2010 by Kunbee: 1:06am On Jan 29, 2010
How is dis funny undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: Handbook 2010 by D1KeleVra(m): 11:53am On Jan 29, 2010
wey the joke? Ben wey ur u-haul?
Re: Handbook 2010 by Nobody: 3:38pm On Jan 29, 2010
undecided undecided

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