Obj and Atiku were on a tour to Scotland. Atiku rush to pick his primary school son ,so they cud go togetha. @ mid-journey in the air, they discoverd the plane was bout to crash wif only two parachute!! Obj declared firmly ' Last fin, how cn a whole president died in plane crash? Witin a freakin' second Off he went, left wif one parachute, Atiku told his son to use it so he cud sacrifies hs life 4 him. They lukd and discovered there were two parachute!? incredible! can u guessd wat happened? No u are absolutely wrong reader! In an haste for life, Obj pickd the boy's school bag!, since it exactly like parachute. They flew down happily, seeing Obj's A s s facing up wif his whole body buried to the ground! Funny huh? (^^,)