"I no wan talk too much but I gat to say something". Hello Everyone. Here is an insightful-comic piece of mine titled 'Olopa Kondo'. #Enjoy.

He no get gun, 'shakabula' no dey,
But if he catch you, na your head go pay.
Kondo for the left with support from the right,
Always on motion,' Mr day and night'.
If you get two head and e sure for you,
Olopa Kondo! is the right man for you.

Olopa Kondo! dey always patrol,
In his 'leggedis benz' or '98 volvo.
Six o' clock in the morning, he dey junction,
11 in the night, 'Kondo' still dey function.
No try to run, na Mr 'shortcut',
As he block you for corner, 'Kondo' na the fast court.

Olopa Kondo! na popular jingo,
But na 42 years and he still dey single.
As all the 'sisi' for area dey respect dey go,
Nobody wan put head for 'kondo' love flow.
You see that girl, Olopa Kondo like her,
But na the blood sister of that danfo driver.

Driver wey be say na he chop 'kondo' pass,
Like moi-moi for jollof, he dey chop as he pass.
Left to her, she don gree already,
Na just the elder brother dey flex 'agidi'.
As the two meet con drop the main pride,
E remain to fix date to con carry the bride.

On that Saturday, Olopa Kondo wear suit,
Na fine bobo before, he just look more cute.
As 'kondo' no dey for hand, everybody feel relax,
Nkechi con enter, see shape of 'hour glass'.
'You may kiss the bride' baba no evenwaste time.
If e tey for eye, but each person get their time.

As they play the gbedu, everybody start to dance,
Con see people, Olopa Kondo get fans.
Food yapa, drinks just dey flow,
Nylon bags plenty as they they pour from the bowl.
After that day was the honeymoon,
But am very very sure, the kondo will come back soon.


By Olowo Tosin John