Few days ago I saw a comment in which someone was asking for
space to faint. She said "please is there space in your house? I
want to faint, my sister has fainted where I am suppose to
faint". And comments like "shift lemme faint"
After considering the rate at which people look for spaces to
faint these days, as a businessman with an adept business oriented mind,
I've decided to open a fainting center. Below are the
categories of spaces for fainting and their prices:
*Fainting on the floor :1k
*Fainting on the couch: 2k
*Fainting on the Bed: 3k
*Fainting in my house :4k
*Fainting in the kitchen with water and food after waking up:7k*
*Fainting in a plane : 20k
*Fainting on express road: free... (shebi semideath dey hungry u)
In case your desired fainting space isn't here keep calm the
business just started and we're still making provision for more
fainting spaces.
Thanks for fainting with us
, book your fainting space now!!!
cheers ��‍✈

LOL

Who send u

Look at

Market don show for those that want to faint.

Thank God, i'm nt paying much, Send me ur acct number,

lolz...