HOW WHITES DESCRIBE THEIR PLACE FOR YOU-(LADIES MOSTLY I DEY TALK TO UNA O!)
My place is about 300 metres away from
Elephant and Castle. Turn right at the round
about and follow the A201 towards Old Kent
Road and the first right is my street... The 3rd
apartment....


HOW NIGERIANS DESCRIBE THEIR PLACE:
If you reach Mbonu crescent, you will see one
big gutter. Jump the gutter and corner left...
Do as if you're going right but be cornering left
small small. Be going down down...until you see
one place they're selling Akara close to one
Mama wey teeth don finish fpr her mouth she get big yansh, put in front of one Redeemed church,
opposite where they used to throwey dustbin
near one coconut and mango tree, you will see
one mad man sitting under the mango tree. No
talk to am o... He fit stone you, or bleep your small ass. .or big yan*sh, flat yansh, any category of yans*h, he go do am ooo! Waka go front
front and follow the small road wey dey in
between the primary school and the Anglican
Church till u reach the filling station then cross
to the other side.
...Just stand there and flash me or ask the aboki
wey dey sell cigar. I will come outside... My
street is at d back of that place..


LMAO!!! hihiahiahiahia!

My vampire teeth go scare you o!!!
Good morning guys!

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