Writing a CV can prove to be a lengthy task. This man wrote his own using Google autocomplete and has revealed the hilarious result.

London based author Aaron Gillies, who goes by the Twitter username TechnicallyRon, decided to take a risk with his CV – by using Google autocomplete to fill out the entire thing.

After which he took to Twitter to upload a photo of his newly-completed CV. He captioned the photo:

“I needed to update my CV so I did it all through google autocomplete and soon I will have every job”.
Using autocomplete, Aaron ended up telling potential employers that his name is Khan, that he lives alone and that his phone “won’t turn on”.

When it came to his date of birth, Aaron wrote “I was born” and autocomplete finished the sentence with: “to love you.”

Further autocomplete additions stated that Aaron is married to England, that he identifies as a wolf and that he is trained in “gorilla warfare”.

Google autocomplete even said that Aaron is “good at nothing” but can “carry you”.

The end of the CV read:

“Please hire me, I need money so I can purchase apps on my iPhone” before signing off: “thank you for your service”.

Check it out below:

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/07/this-man-filled-out-his-cv-using-google-autocomplete-the-result-is-hilarious.html

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am not understand joor...make kuku faint jor

Hilarious!

Lol. This is hilarious

Google should just hire that guy...lol
people be here shouting "winning CV" but none could be more catchy than this.

this guy just made a hit

Dats how Autocomplete and Autocorrect would b doing over sabi and finishing statements u didn't ask dem...

did he get the job?

Lmao.

I am good at nothing but I can carry you ?

nice one

on what basis does Google auto complete complete statements. just being curious

Make I stay here first...

Nooo ! The job he did was not funny. It could be the beginning of a great job discovery for him.

stane007:
Writing a CV can prove to be a lengthy task. This man wrote his own using Google autocomplete and has revealed the hilarious result...

When it came to his date of birth, Aaron wrote “I was born” and autocomplete finished the sentence with: “to love you.”

“Please hire me, I need money so I can purchase apps on my iPhone”

Artificial intelligence...

That's how me and autocorrect will be battling to type something with phone I bought with my own money! I no blame am sha e for say e be pikin, e for don chop cane tire but issorai

7footre:
That's how me and autocorrect will be battling to type something with phone I bought with my own money! I no blame am sha e for say e be pikin, e for don chop cane tire but issorai

Exactly, it can be so annoying.
Artificial intelligence v. Natural

the man is not ready yet.

This is just hilarious. Google autosearch is based on the search terms by others. To think people search for some of the things here is quite disturbing.

Autocorrect and woman will be jumping into conclusion as if them be mind reader

Hilarious! That was how i received a text from a friend sometimes ago and somewhere in the text I saw 'on my way to jail now'. I called back with speed to inquire what happened but was shocked and laughed at the same time that its the handiwork of auto-correct o. If Im sending text msg, I make sure I read it over again b4 sending to avoid silly mistakes in the name of auto correct.

I am born to love you


I am married to England


I am good at nothing but I can carry you


Na wetin one presido take do waec be DAT no wonder na NEPA bill result he get

1zynnvn:
did he get the job?

Of course he did. He's now the new Google CEO. Try same method while applying for jobs. You'll be amazed