OKO MI (MY HUSBAND)

Let me tell you about oko mi.
Let my words paint a picture of Olowo ori mi.
Let my pen elucidate the wonderful nature of my ade ori.

You have definitaly heard of Iya Tawa's husband.
As she keeps telling everyone how excellent he is in everything.
Poor woman that did not know that he is killing himself with all types of agbo, viagra and 'those hausa wonderdrugs'
All in a bid to make 'madame head bust with your name all the time' like his friends told him.

You have also heard of Mama Tochukwu's husband.
As she keeps raving about how caring her husband is in terms of providing 'plenti ego' to take care of his nwanyi.
Poor woman who does not know that her husband's account is currently in red and he has resorted to borrowing to satisfy her needs.
As he could not afford to stop because it would result in World War 3 within the home.

My husband is far better than them all.

For He holds a Bachelor in Love which He uses to tenderly care for me
No wonder I call Him my Imami.

A masters degree in medicine which he uses to heal me when I am sick.
No wonder He is my precious balm of Gilead.

A doctorate degree in law which He uses to plead my case.
No wonder I call Him my Advocate.

My husband loves to eat.
So I cook Him the best delicacies ever.

Showing off my dance steps while I prepare His favorite dish called praise.
And I kneel to present the water of Thanksgiving when I am serving Him the fully prepared praise dish.

My husband is not like Iya Sumbo's husband o.
That stingy man that does not like to give her any money to prepare soup.
No wonder she served him a plate of stone and water during easter when every other husband was eating jollof rice and chicken.

My husband provides enough money for me to buy the ingredients.

Giving me the breath of life in no small quantity
Giving me a good family and job in excellent measures
And also keeping me safe when I place my head on the pillow to sleep.

Oko mi is the best.
Jesu mi is the sweetest hubby ever.
For He loved me and still loves me till His kingdom will come.

Who is your husband?
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