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Why It Sucks To Be A Dick by kuntakinte(m): 5:01pm On Feb 06, 2007 |
10 Ten Reasons it sucks to be a dick 1. You've got a hole in your head. 2. Your master strangles you all the time. 3. Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body. 4. You shrink in cold water. 5. You never get a haircut. 6. You always hang around with 2 nuts. 7. Your closest neighbor is an a**hole. 8. Your best friend is a pussy. 9. Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish. 10. Everytime you get excited, you throw up. |
Re: Why It Sucks To Be A Dick by Beautygyal(f): 7:41pm On Feb 06, 2007 |
eeeeeellll das nasty eeeeellll lol but its stil funny doe |
Re: Why It Sucks To Be A Dick by Free(f): 3:31am On Feb 07, 2007 |
oooh wow i dnt know wheter 2 laugh or not |
Re: Why It Sucks To Be A Dick by jemodan(m): 10:49am On Feb 07, 2007 |
wow your are really nasty and funny |
Re: Why It Sucks To Be A Dick by jaybaby(f): 9:57pm On Feb 07, 2007 |
BuHa |
Re: Why It Sucks To Be A Dick by beyunce(f): 6:09pm On Feb 08, 2007 |
lol. So is dere anyone lik "Why it sucks to be a Kitty-Cat" |
Re: Why It Sucks To Be A Dick by Beautygyal(f): 8:15pm On Feb 08, 2007 |
@beyunce i on't no r is dere |
Re: Why It Sucks To Be A Dick by kuntakinte(m): 11:11am On Feb 09, 2007 |
@ Jaybaby, you really think 80% of men are impotent? Maybe we should put it to test, me and you, what do you say? |
Re: Why It Sucks To Be A Dick by jaybaby(f): 7:46pm On Feb 09, 2007 |
huran o na tu gi? |
Re: Why It Sucks To Be A Dick by Loads: 1:26am On Feb 10, 2007 |
that was so funny |
Re: Why It Sucks To Be A Dick by kuntakinte(m): 1:28pm On Feb 10, 2007 |
@ Jaybaby, sorry, I didn't know u were japanese! |
Re: Why It Sucks To Be A Dick by walttt(m): 2:05pm On Feb 10, 2007 |
just dunno what to say to that IMT dude who posted this . What if i told ya i gat ten more reasons?! |
Re: Why It Sucks To Be A Dick by pixie(f): 3:15pm On Feb 10, 2007 |
whao!dat was a funny one but it does get an occasional hair cut! |
Re: Why It Sucks To Be A Dick by jaybaby(f): 5:35pm On Feb 10, 2007 |
walttt: IMT U say--buhahahahahahahahahah |
Re: Why It Sucks To Be A Dick by agnesoseka: 5:29pm On Feb 11, 2007 |
heheheheheehehe |
Re: Why It Sucks To Be A Dick by Beautygyal(f): 8:55pm On Feb 11, 2007 |
Re: Why It Sucks To Be A Dick by Stilettos(f): 8:57pm On Feb 11, 2007 |
that's funny |
Re: Why It Sucks To Be A Dick by beyunce(f): 1:58am On Feb 12, 2007 |
Beautygyal: Sorry? |
Re: Why It Sucks To Be A Dick by kuntakinte(m): 1:28pm On Feb 12, 2007 |
@ Walttt, Still waiting to hear your 10 reasons. And I'm not an IMT dude, ok? |
Re: Why It Sucks To Be A Dick by jaybaby(f): 3:28pm On Feb 12, 2007 |
Hehehehehe |
Re: Why It Sucks To Be A Dick by CrazyMan(m): 8:17pm On Feb 12, 2007 |
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm |
Re: Why It Sucks To Be A Dick by Beautygyal(f): 11:50pm On Feb 12, 2007 |
@ beyunce when u said lol so is ther anyone lik "Why it sucks to be a Kitty-Cat" i said i don't no or is ther? meanin do u no any1 who knows why it sucks to b a pussy? |
Re: Why It Sucks To Be A Dick by frankiriri(m): 6:34am On Feb 13, 2007 |
Re: Why It Sucks To Be A Dick by beyunce(f): 6:15pm On Feb 13, 2007 |
Beautygyal: Alright na don't knw anyone that is y am askin |
Re: Why It Sucks To Be A Dick by richo(m): 12:58pm On Feb 15, 2007 |
i dunno? my own seems to be happy! wats bad in his bestfriend being a pussy? wat is ur owns bestfriend a d*ck 2? |
Re: Why It Sucks To Be A Dick by Beautygyal(f): 10:37pm On Feb 15, 2007 |
@ beyunce ok @ richo lol |
Re: Why It Sucks To Be A Dick by richo(m): 7:27pm On Feb 19, 2007 |
sumone asks if am male or female, i told her i dont know, my mum has never called me a male or a female so she says ok, check ur crouch if u see a d*ck ur a (m) but if u see a pussy ur a (f).av looked there but i saw none of the above, all i saw was a nine inch piston so she says, ur a (m) alright, not a male but a MONSTER!!!! |
Re: Why It Sucks To Be A Dick by kuntakinte(m): 10:52am On Feb 20, 2007 |
@ Richo, Good one man, very good. At least you've got a 9 inch piston as you said, I've got a 2 inch piston myself, but a 9 inch tongue, what do you say to that? |
Re: Why It Sucks To Be A Dick by oge4real(f): 11:56am On Feb 20, 2007 |
@kuntakinte, u don spoil finish.haba! |
Re: Why It Sucks To Be A Dick by Beautygyal(f): 11:57pm On Feb 21, 2007 |
@ richo lol das a gd 1 @kuntakinte if urs is 2 inch dat means ur worser dan a monster so wat r u |
Re: Why It Sucks To Be A Dick by kuntakinte(m): 12:39pm On Feb 22, 2007 |
@Beautygal' I'm just your average guy. I've just got a 9 inch tongue, that's all. |
Re: Why It Sucks To Be A Dick by kassim2(m): 3:30pm On Feb 22, 2007 |
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