Dick-ometrics – that’s what the company called it. A biometrics that uses neither your finger nor your eye ball. Instead, it requires your d*ck to verify that you are the owner of a device (for now, a phone). So you use your penisprint, in place of your fingerprint, to unlock your phone.

CamSoda, the webcam platform bringing this innovation, says the reason behind it is to add some extra layers of security to digital properties through another form of biometric data (penisprint).

And to make this idea fascinate you, here is a message from CamSoda’s VP, Darren Press, on why you should choose penisprint over fingerprint and eyeball scan: “Like a fingerprint and an eyeball, which are two of most commonly used body parts in biometric technologies, the penis has many, many differentiating factors like size, colour, and vein protrusion. However, unlike fingerprints and eyeballs, joysticks are not exposed to the public a lot of the time and mostly kept under clothing and shared with loved ones – presumably who are trusted.”

Are you now fascinated? Well, this is how the technology works

How CamSoda’s Penisprint Technology Works

To use the CamSoda’s penisprint technology, you will need to register your guy (d*ck) with the company. This involves giving your details and supplying a very high-quality picture of your guy.

After your dick-ometrics has been captured, the next time you need to login to your phone, just zip down your trouser, bring out your guy and show it to the front camera of your phone. Then, CamSoda would use it proprietary Penis Recognition Tech to match your guy with the picture you supplied while registering for your dick-ometric.

But and but your guy must be hard to make the penisprint technology work very well. If your guy is not hard and you need to enter your phone, you are on your own.



And CamSoda isn’t biased; they also have the female folks in mind. This technology wouldn’t end with only the provision for men. Darren Press also said they are working on developing the same technology for women.

Well, as for me, I don't know the terminology they planned to call that and how that will work. Perhaps you will help … but do you think this is really a good idea?

Source: https://www.techrabytes.com/camsoda-penisprint-dickometrics/

What of the female reproductive organ

iranu...non sense

What dafaq?? they don't even want flaccid..... Lalasticlala will love dis device.

Wtf!!! End time company

What about women without penis.

MissCuppy:
What about women without penis.

are there women with penis?

OP this thread belongs to the JOKE Section.

Lol

plainmirror:
OP this thread belongs to the JOKE Section.

Gbam.

How about the ladies... Lol

Women no dey work there?

Don't tell me this company is from China it must be from most Prostitude country why penis should be signature

MissCuppy:
What about women without penis.

lols..don't worry, women will use their breasts, they are fast working on it.

Crazy is the new genius

This can never be real

MissCuppy:
What about women without penis.

Joystick sounds like computer mouse. please what's joystick?

I hope the company has also implemented PUSSY-o-metric on their system so female users can also get verified easily.

The Pen*s ahead of the vag*na since 50,000 BC.

Their fada!!!!!.....,, those stupid whites, are so full of themselves, nonsense

Nna, na wa for nka na uzu

G

Op how can I get this device?

some will need viagra to login.

You gotta be kidding me...... how do u get to unlock your phone in a church, club-house, conference etc.


Truly, the end-times are here

End time tech

Wait First Ayam Emmmmmm coming

End time company.

ritababe:
End time company.

Abi oo. Na end time tech company.