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| Don't Kick The Animals by Labans(m): 12:55pm On Feb 07, 2007 |
A boy awoke and wanted breakfast so he told his mother. She said, "Not until you feed the animals." The boy went outside and said to the chicken, "I don't feel like feeding you today." So he kicked the chicken. He did the same with the cow and the pig. The boy then went back into the house and told his mother he was hungry. His mother said, "I saw you kick the chicken so you're not getting any eggs, I saw you kick the cow so you're not getting any milk and I saw kick the pig so you're not getting any bacon." Just then the boy's father walked down the steps and tripped over and kicked the cat and the boy said, "Mom should I tell him?" |
| Re: Don't Kick The Animals by dabby(f): 8:35pm On Feb 26, 2007 |
Smart kid  |
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