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Post your own, Olori Agbon

D.A.V.E:

wow abuzola u try oh so 22 yrs ago u were walkin along your street in aj city then u saw the 16 yr old girl u were trippin for, she then looked at u,then u fell into d gutter she helpt u out,wash u up gave u her clothings and pant to wear while u looked like a sisi,and now u are 42 u havn't gotten that opportunity cos dats the closest u eva got to a girl or even her clothe.So u came to nl to tell us your history.Cheiya.Dont worry iya sikira will look at u 2moro but dis tym u ll fall into your toilet

Abu Zola:

The day i will never forget was the day i slip into gutter. I drowned, drinking piss and poo and all kind of disgusting dirt. The most embarassing of all was when i pick up a 5 milimeter human dung, , i came out painted in black.
The most unforgetable part of it was when a 16 years old girl led me to their compound, brought out a bucket of water and said,'oya remove your cloth let me wash y[b]our body from the gutter[/b]'. I was like oh geez if i slap you, but all the same she was a good samaritan. I was 20 yrs then.
Don't ask me what happen next coz even orunmila is attentive as we are speaking