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The Legendary Nigeria Vs India Match In The 90's by ahmedbanj(m): 9:47pm On Jul 22, 2017
Lol,I guess everyone that was born before year 2000's would have heard about the legendary non existence football match?
drop some fake facts you heard about the match.,lets have fun!
Re: The Legendary Nigeria Vs India Match In The 90's by Otulord(m): 8:39pm On Jul 25, 2017
India scored 99 goals bcus Dy were using juju, offered us d chance of winning if we could conceive a goal
N Jay Jay okocha tricked d keeper by untying his boot n he scored

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Re: The Legendary Nigeria Vs India Match In The 90's by Nobody: 1:04pm On Jul 26, 2017
This match ended with India scoring 99 goals and Nigeria scoring just one goal.
2. Nigerians where unable to kick the ball because the football kept turning to a lion (or something scary) to prevent them from playing the soccer ball.
3. The Indians later agreed that if Nigeria could score a goal, they would concede defeat
4. Samuel Okwaraji scored the winning goal and lost his life in the process.
5. FIFA banned India from soccer because they used black magic in that very game

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Re: The Legendary Nigeria Vs India Match In The 90's by gideon1971(m): 10:47am On Jul 30, 2017
a version even said they playd without boots

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Re: The Legendary Nigeria Vs India Match In The 90's by Nobody: 1:58am On Aug 02, 2017
Things we were told as kids, funny enough I believed it then... because you don't get to see India playing football on tv.

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Re: The Legendary Nigeria Vs India Match In The 90's by ahmedbanj(m): 8:35am On Aug 03, 2017
Lol so funny!
Re: The Legendary Nigeria Vs India Match In The 90's by wissenschaften(m): 2:36pm On Aug 04, 2017
I actually watched the match, here is how it went.
India scored 99 goals, GBAM. Any Indian shot to the post and the ball changed to lion or that spiky stuff in palm fruit. If Nigerians try kicking it, it changes to stone.
We were told that if we score a goal, we would win.
Then came okwaraji, with so much determination, he kicked the stone into the Indians net.
Come see as all of us mad for the viewing center that fateful night....
But okwaraji no free stand up celebrate.
That's when we knew the nigga gone........

The second version( which I also watched)
India blazed into a 99-0. lead....
THUNDER BALOGUN was trying his best to score (but the indians used karashika to tie his right leg)
Then a cry came from a fan as THUNDER BALOGUN was one on one with the keeper.
THUNDER BALOGUN, REMEMBER YOUR LEFT LEG !!!!!
so he shot it with all his might.....
The ball went through the keepers stomach, through the net, and through the stadium.....
Legend has it that till this day...the ball is still flying.

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