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The Newd Broadcast 2.0 by lalaponcus(m): 9:34am On Jul 28, 2017
THE NEWD BROADCAST 2.0

The pizza store received the highest order since it had been established, and worked tirelessly to fill them.
While the pizza sizzled in hot oil and emitted an appealing smell that warfed through the kitchen, the cooks hurdled across the potato table, slapping each others palms in a 'high-five' motion, with genuine smiles spread across their faces even though the bin boy and the carrots guy had tried to loop each others heads with knives in a morning fight.
While driving to the various homes for delivery, the truck drivers increased the stereos in their cars to fully listen to a recap of the news.

The office manager burst out of his office, running across the hallway and poking his head into every cubicle while shouting, "He did it".

The workers also joined in the public show. Flinging office papers in the air, like graduands do their caps on graduation day, and quickly picking them up to file on the table to avoid mix ups.
The office maintenance guy broke into a break dance routine, moving his body to an imaginary beat like a robot being controlled by an exicted child.

The traffic warden momentarily forgot his job and began to jump wildly in the air, while some car owners pushed hard on the breaks to avoid collision.
The car owners came out of their cars to share in the joy. Commuters running to hug other commuters and altogether causing a huge gridlock in the streets and underground train stations.

The air hostess in a frenzied excitement almost rushed to the cockpit to inform the pilots of the great news before restraining herself.
For the news would cause the pilots to momentarily forget their stations and cause the ride to delay longer with some possible complications.

The occupants of the first class cabins had run to share the news with the second class cabin passengers.
Bringing along their unopened bottles of champagne and glasses, passing them around and clinking glasses in a celebratory fashion.

The news anchor could not hide the tears as he read directly from the prompter.
The deliverer of the news had promised to give the editor the news of the century and had fulfilled her promise.

The entire news team in the news room were shouting and clasping each others hands in a show of elation.
The 'foodie girls' anchor had left her stage set and ran to hug and kiss her husband, the anchor of the metrology 'weather forcast' program.
The sports guy, who was a recluse due to deep depression, was jubilantly hugging the tech guys.

The news anchor still reading the teleprompter could not believe what his mouth was uttering,

"The evil one is defeated: Death is swallowed up in victory. Jesus Christ of Nazareth has done this priceless job and paid the sacrifice with His life. He only commands we continue to abide in Him always. He only wishes that we abide in Him. That's it folks, join us later at 10 o clock for a recap of the days news"
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Hello friend. Jesus loves you very much.

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