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America No Pass Naija Joor! by Stephentush: 10:05pm On Jul 28, 2017
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Everything they get we get am too;
They get Mohammed Alli, we get Bash
Alli.
They get T. pain, we get T.maya.
They get T.I, we get M.I.
They get 2-pac, we get 2- face.
They get Beyonce, we get Tiwa savage.
They get Lil wayne, We get Terry G.
They get Timberland, We get DON
JAZZY!
They get wiz khalifa, we get wiz kid.
They get Hollywood,we get nollywood
They get Silicon valley, we get Computer
village.
They get Mac Donnalds, we get Mr.
Biggs.
They get Las Vegas, we get Lasgidi.
They get Miami Beach, we get Lekki
Beach.
They get Al Paccino, we get Peter
Edochie.
They get Pirate of d Caribbean, we get
Pirate of
Aba.
They get beauty and the beast we get
Bianca and
Ojukwu,
They get Mr Bean, we get Mr Ibu,
They get American Lotto, we get Baba
Ijebu.
They fear Al Qaeda, we fear Boko Haram
abi na
lieeeeee? ?

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Re: America No Pass Naija Joor! by elohimoutreach: 6:42pm On Jul 29, 2017
True yawn
Re: America No Pass Naija Joor! by Obainoneandonly(m): 1:32pm On Jul 30, 2017
comfirm my guy
Re: America No Pass Naija Joor! by ihustler(m): 1:28pm On Jul 31, 2017
Kind of correct facts stated.

But one little question, what is that flag there? I dont understand the star of David within the Nigerian Flag!
Re: America No Pass Naija Joor! by WetinConsignMe: 11:28pm On Jul 31, 2017
ihustler:
Kind of correct facts stated.

But one little question, what is that flag there? I dont understand the star of David within the Nigerian Flag!

There is no star of David within our flag
Re: America No Pass Naija Joor! by Stephentush: 3:59am On Aug 04, 2017
WetinConsignMe:

There is no star of David within our flag
abi o
Re: America No Pass Naija Joor! by MainoCooks(m): 2:58am On Aug 05, 2017
The Naija flag must have been created by an American
Re: America No Pass Naija Joor! by Stephentush: 11:23am On Aug 10, 2017
MainoCooks:
The Naija flag must have been created by an American
I don't think so

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