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Best seven Of The Day by miknielz1(m): 3:26pm On Aug 05, 2017
1.Sometimes some
people deserve a good high five,
in the face, with a chair.

2.It is important to make breaks
between individual exercises. I
personally stick to breaks of
about 3-4 years.

3.Hearing voices in your head is
normal. Listening to them is
quite common. Arguing with
them – acceptable. It is only
when you lose that argument
that you get in real trouble.

4.Of course I have a talent. I'm
really good in bed. Sometimes I
sleep more than 9 hours in one
go.

5."If I wanted to commit suicide,
I would climb up to the height
of your ego and jump down to
your IQ level."

6.... and out of the chaos, a
sentence came to me:
"Laugh and be happy, it could
be worse!"
... and so I laughed and was
happy and it really became
worse.

7.A jellyfish has existed as a
species for 500 million years,
surviving just fine without a
brain. That gives hope to quite
a few people.

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