"WORLD FOOTBALL GROUP CHAT"?
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TOTTI - Hi everyone I will be retiring at the end of the season:

ROONEY- wow respect legend:

MULLER- LOL

ZLATAN - farewell in advance @TOTTI
(Messi added Dybala)

RAMOS- messi why did you add DYbala

MESSI - I created this group so I decide when to.

RAMOS - that's how you created 19 chancesagainst JUVENTUS and still lost.

ZLATAN - LOL

HIGUAIN - @RAMOS IS SAVAGE

KANTE -

BALE - hahahahahaha

LUKAKU - ROTFL

POGBA - That was savage @ RAMoS

MESSI- POGBA you million pounds waste is also laughing? I'm better than you when I'm blind folded.
(FELLAINI was added)

FELLAINI - HI mates

ZLATAN - hail LORD FELLAINI

AGUERO - LORD thanks for head butting me on the derby. You did it just like Zidane

ZIDANE - don't drag me into this

POGBA - LORD Fellaini

FELLAINI - you fell like a kid that you're @Aguero

GUNDOGAN- LORD...

PEPE - LORD THE FELLAINI

CORTOIS- LOL

RONALDO - Hi everyone

PIQUE - Hey penaldo what have you been up to?

RONALDO- helping madrid qualify for the UCL finals and you @PIQUE

(PIQUE LEFT)

HAZARD - hahahahahaha he chickened out

BENZEMA - Rotfl Ronaldo thats wickedness na.

VALENCIA - Ewoooo...

ALABA - you did that by scoring offside goals @CR7

MARCELO - why couldn't you and your team score your own offside goals?

AUBAMEYANG - hahahahahahaha

DRAXLER - Ooops

DE GEA - damn

FELLAINI - LOLS

GUARDIOLA - enough of all these. You're suppose to be doing better things.

WENGER - I agree with you 4 times @PEP

XABI - wenger and the number 4 sha... Smh...

PEDRO -

SiMEONE - I think this year's ballon d'or goes to CR7

RONALDO - thanks man

XAVI - messi deserves it better

LAHM - for me MESSI

RONALDO - I'm working seriously hard and I will win it.

RONALDINHO - Wow missed you guys

MESSI- RONALDO Let's go private.

ROBINHO - yea missed you too
@RONALDINHO

DYBALA - thanks to the admin for adding me even after what I did to his team. It shows he is mature

(Messi removed Dybala)

MBAPPE - messi add Dybala and remove Higuain.

HIGUAIN- TFU Mbappe.

LEWANDOWSKI - I know that feeling bro @mbappe

BLASCZCKOWSKI - just passing

WENGER - Lord fellaini hit me privately. I think I'm interested in signing you this summer.

MOURINHO - don't dare try it @ WENGER

DEENEY - Lol

OZIL - wenger out

ALEXIS - yea wenger out

KOLSIELNY - yeah, #wengerOut.

MIKEL- Lol English teams never seem to stop amusing me. Thank God I left

MOYES - you left and that's because you weren't good enough @ mikel

MIKEL - well I see how good you're with Sunderland relegated

MOYES - I will not take that from you
(MOYES LEFT)

MOSES - MIkel why na

BOATENG -

CONTE - hohohoho I laugh in ITALIAN

POCHETINHO - Conte you're good to win the EPL bro.

FABREGAS - gracious la @Pochetinho

POCHETINHO - what are you saying @FABREGAS??

MATA - he is saying thanks @ POCHETINHO

(Terry changed from 06963251 to
95412369)

GERRARD - FAREWELL @ TOTTI

RONALDO - we are up next week for ATM keep a date thanks

EVRA - yea yea

ALVES - Penaldo I'm waiting for you in the finals...you're losing!

PAPA PEREZ - wait and see then. I will so all I can @ALVES

REUS - guys guess what!

LACAZETTE - wow what

DEEPAY - what? @Reus

CAVANI - what?

REUS -My little baby fell from the table into the box of glasses

RONALDO - what ... Was she given a penalty?

MESSI - penaldo

LUKAKU - you guys are too funny

INIESTA - I'm offed

ZLATAN - Hooooo

TERRY -

TER STEGAN -

TURAN - She didn't dive @CR7

KANTE - if I was there I would have intercepted @REUS

NEYMAR - hahahahaha you guys are so funny

CARRICK - please who has TONI KROOS' new contact I really need it

OZIL - here 9085412697

CARRICK - thanks man you're always assisting @MESUT

MESSI - rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

GIROUD - what's messi typing this time?

ASPAS - I've no idea

COUTINHO - hahahah may be he is talking to the air

JAMES -

MAHREZ -

MESSI - that's not true @coutinho ... My phone was in my pocket.

FEILLAINI-@messi what do u mean

MESSI- are u blind @feillaini

FEILLAINI- no, am Feillaini

(SUAREZ Joined group chat using the link)
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CHELLINI - Oh shit...
Someone get me out of this group... He is here.


---TO Be Continued----

Please... Follow me on twitter @Iamkuttie.
God bless... Have a blissful sunda

Terry : Let's add Martha and other female footballers

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Funny futbol translations
Only a few will understand;

1.Show me d mané

2.who ate Depay

3.Graziano Pelle {yoruba}

4.i'm so fabregasted

5.yaya 2 red

6.mario he goatz

7.steven Ger'out

8.mario womanzukic

9.abu dabbing

10.DJ Drogba