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Christians, Why Don't You Fully Trust Jesus? by Martinez19(m): 7:47pm On Aug 09, 2017
Christians pray in the name of Jesus, they believe the teaching of Jesus yet there they have a trust issue. Why don't they trust Jesus when he said that if you pick up a serpent, it will not harm you? Jesus said if you drink poison, it will not harm you.

Let us look at Mark 16:18

Re: Christians, Why Don't You Fully Trust Jesus? by Martinez19(m): 7:52pm On Aug 09, 2017
I have not seen a christian who believes and trusts Jesus in this aspect. I remember a rccg preacher saying that because Jesus said it doesn't mean that erm you should carry live snake that anyone that does it is on their own. He then laughed stylishly and continued yet no sheeple could confront him on way he is "selling" to them a religion he does not take seriously.

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Re: Christians, Why Don't You Fully Trust Jesus? by 1Sharon(f): 10:38pm On Aug 09, 2017
You are taking it literally my dear
Re: Christians, Why Don't You Fully Trust Jesus? by Martinez19(m): 10:48pm On Aug 09, 2017
1Sharon:
You are taking it literally my dear
The bible was written literally. The parts that are metaphors are obvious to any rational person. That verse means exactly what it means. If you brand picking up snakes and drinking poison as metaphors, will you also brand the laying of hands to heal the sick as metaphors?

Re: Christians, Why Don't You Fully Trust Jesus? by 1Sharon(f): 10:50pm On Aug 09, 2017
Martinez19:
The bible was written literally. The parts that are metaphors are obvious to any rational person. That verse means exactly what it means. If you brand picking up snakes and drinking poison as metaphors, will you also brand the laying of hands to heal the sick as metaphors?

Pray for the holy goat ghost to give you understanding
Re: Christians, Why Don't You Fully Trust Jesus? by Nobody: 10:57pm On Aug 09, 2017
Because the last set of christians who trusted Jesus in Ozubulu in Anambra were riddled with the bullets of Kalashnikov AK-47 while Jesus & holy ghost disappeared through the roof. grin

I trust other foolish christians have learnt that Jesus only exist in the imaginations of Adeboye, Oyakhilome & Oyedepo. Hahahahahahaaaa! grin cheesy grin

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Re: Christians, Why Don't You Fully Trust Jesus? by Martinez19(m): 11:01pm On Aug 09, 2017
1Sharon:


Pray for the holy goat ghost to give you understanding
ah! shocked grin
Re: Christians, Why Don't You Fully Trust Jesus? by Martinez19(m): 11:03pm On Aug 09, 2017
Zoharariel:
Because the last set of christians who trusted Jesus in Ozubulu in Anambra were riddled with the bullets of Kalashnikov AK-47 while Jesus & holy ghost disappeared through the roof. grin

I trust other foolish christians have learnt that Jesus only exist in the imaginations of Adeboye, Oyakhilome & Oyedepo. Hahahahahahaaaa! grin cheesy grin

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Re: Christians, Why Don't You Fully Trust Jesus? by hopefulLandlord: 2:26am On Aug 10, 2017
Zoharariel:
Because the last set of christians who trusted Jesus in Ozubulu in Anambra were riddled with the bullets of Kalashnikov AK-47 while Jesus & holy ghost disappeared through the roof. grin

I trust other foolish christians have learnt that Jesus only exist in the imaginations of Adeboye, Oyakhilome & Oyedepo. Hahahahahahaaaa! grin cheesy grin

Hehehehehehehehe

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Re: Christians, Why Don't You Fully Trust Jesus? by obinna58(m): 4:43am On Aug 10, 2017
Zoharariel:
Because the last set of christians who trusted Jesus in Ozubulu in Anambra were riddled with the bullets of Kalashnikov AK-47 while Jesus & holy ghost disappeared through the roof. grin

I trust other foolish christians have learnt that Jesus only exist in the imaginations of Adeboye, Oyakhilome & Oyedepo. Hahahahahahaaaa! grin cheesy grin
And we will be hearing miracles on daily basis, tb Joshua healing anal cancer, pelvis cancer, HIV, Chris okafor rising dead baby to life, Suleiman healing the crippled, Rev. Fr modestus chilaka rising dead body about to be buried to life, oyedepo removing lump from Woman boobs, oyakhilome healing osteoarthritis and tendinitis, Williams kumuyi healing prostrate cancer, swelling in private parts, high blood pressure, leg accident for 4 months, 10 years blindness, typhoid, years of severe body pains

Seems like God is afraid of undoubtable miracles smiley
Anyway

Gullible sheeples be waiting for their miracle turn like


And would give no fvck to atheists like

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Re: Christians, Why Don't You Fully Trust Jesus? by simplex2: 6:27am On Aug 10, 2017
Ozobulu, Anambra State.
Synagogue Church of TB Joshua, Lagos
Madala, Niger State attack by boko haram.
Deeper Life Bible Church, Adamawa night vigil attack by boko haram.

These ones are just within the last 5yrs and within this country. Anytime u hear gboosaaa, Jesus takes off, holy ghost or spirit disappears. God shifts attention to the next hymn singing church nearby. All the host of angels totalling billions in number starts singing allellujah and hosannah.

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Re: Christians, Why Don't You Fully Trust Jesus? by CoolUsername: 9:29am On Aug 10, 2017
Martinez19:
Christians pray in the name of Jesus, they believe the teaching of Jesus yet there they have a trust issue. Why don't they trust Jesus when he said that if you pick up a serpent, it will not harm you? Jesus said if you drink poison, it will not harm you.

Let us look at Mark 16:18

Well... The last pastor who did that died from a snake bite.

http://abcnews.go.com/m/story?id=22551754&sid=81

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Re: Christians, Why Don't You Fully Trust Jesus? by 1Sharon(f): 12:10am On Aug 11, 2017
CoolUsername:


Well... The last pastor who did that died from a snake bite.

http://abcnews.go.com/m/story?id=22551754&sid=81

He is a true christian wink

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