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A Blond at the Bar by vizion: 5:00pm On Dec 17, 2005
> Homer, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar

> around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the

> bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news was now

> on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a

> ledge of a tall building preparing to jump.

> The blonde looked at Homer and said, "Do you think

> he'll jump?" Homer said, "You know, I bet he'll

> jump." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

> Homer placed 20 dollars on the bar and said, "You're

> on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar,

> the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling

> to his death.

> The blonde was very upset and handed her 20 dollars

> to Homer, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

> Homer replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this

> earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."

> The blonde replied, "I did too; but I didn't think

> he'd do it again."

> Homer took the money...........
Re: A Blond at the Bar by bagoma(f): 10:29pm On Dec 17, 2005
grin grin grin
OMG, OMG, cant stop marvelling at the sheer dumbness of the blonde.
ha ha ha ha ha ha hah
OMG, cant stop laughing ooooo... cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: A Blond at the Bar by clemcykul(f): 4:31pm On Feb 12, 2009
i think a blondes brain is made up of wasp

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