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Apartment for Rent by vizion: 5:21pm On Dec 17, 2005
A businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend the night with her for $500. So they do. Before he leaves, he
tells her that he does not have any cash with him, but he will have his secretary write acheck and mail it to her, calling the payment "Rent for Apartment".

On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So he has his secretary send a check for $250 and enclosed the following typed note:

Dear Madam:
Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon,
because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that;

1) It had never been occupied.
2) That there was plenty of heat.
3) That it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.

However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the Check for $250 with the following note:

Dear Sir,

First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlady.

Send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady.
Re: Apartment for Rent by FOD(m): 5:33pm On Dec 17, 2005
I love this grin
Re: Apartment for Rent by bagoma(f): 10:26pm On Dec 17, 2005
cheesy grin cheesy grin
it is fuuunnny
Re: Apartment for Rent by micklplus(m): 7:48am On Apr 05, 2007
yeah, very funny indeed

cheers
Re: Apartment for Rent by Jeovy(m): 11:32am On May 25, 2008
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d
Re: Apartment for Rent by superboi(m): 11:57am On May 25, 2008
kai''nawa where this guy get dis thot from
Re: Apartment for Rent by Nobody: 4:08pm On May 25, 2008
Ashewo undecided
Re: Apartment for Rent by ohilebo(m): 10:11am On May 26, 2008
seconded
Re: Apartment for Rent by clemcykul(f): 11:58am On May 26, 2008
hilarious grin grin grin

lol
Re: Apartment for Rent by kayowalemi(m): 2:41pm On May 27, 2008
are there enough shade over d house? grin
Re: Apartment for Rent by olulu(m): 3:34pm On May 27, 2008
any babe got an apartment i can rent?

i can turn on the heat and i have enuff furniture to fill up d space,
previous occupiers?
no yawa, i no mind

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Apartment for Rent by krama(m): 1:14am On May 28, 2008
Smart lady. . . nice one you got there! grin
Re: Apartment for Rent by TOYOSI20(f): 5:19am On May 28, 2008
Smart Chick. . . . . . . . 'n' funny joke by the way. . . . . . . .lmao cheesy
Re: Apartment for Rent by clemcykul(f): 8:26am On May 28, 2008
toyo wats da hell is so funny
Re: Apartment for Rent by TOYOSI20(f): 8:12pm On May 29, 2008
clemcykul:

toyo wats da hell is so funny

Haaaaa, the fact that she gave him a sip of his own medicine now, . . , . . . . . . . . . cool
Re: Apartment for Rent by clemcykul(f): 9:15am On May 30, 2008
ok toyo lemme enjoin you in lafter grin

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