A trucker was driving his fully loaded rig to the top of a steep hill.

Just as he was starting down the equally steep other side, he noticed a
man and a woman lying in the center of the road, making wild
and passionate l.o.v.e. In total disbelief, he blew his air horn several
times as he was bearing down on them. He realized that they were not
going to stop or get out of his way, so he slammed on his brakes and
stopped just inches from them.

Furious, he got out of the cab and walked to the front of the truck.

He looked down at the two, still in the road, and yelled, "What's
the matter with you two? Didn't you hear me blowing the horn?

You could have been killed!"

Eventually, the man looked up at the truck driver, obviously satisfied
and not too concerned and said, "Look, I was coming, she was coming, and
you were coming. You were the only one with brakes.

Cul