ERIC DJEMBA-DJEMBAPeople used to say that Jay-Jay Okocha was so good that they named him twice but sadly the same could not be said about Djemba-Djemba. Infact, he was so bad that naming him once was not probably enough. The Cameroon international was signed by English giants Manchester United but his dismal performances quickly saw him being dropped to lower ranked clubs and the slide just did not stop for the midfielder ending up in Asia currently.

TITUS BRAMBLE

It is difficult to describe how bad Titus Bramble was as a defender at one point in his career. If you need to have some idea, you can imagine it by the fact that there is an actual YouTube video with the title “How is Titus Bramble Paid to Play Football” and it has over 320k hits. His time at Newcastle United was abysmal to say the least and he was also voted the worst player of the year in the Premier League in 2003-04.

OUSMANE DABO

Not many might actually remember who Ousmane Dabo is. Remember that guy who got brutally attacked by Joey Barton during their time at Manchester City? Well, that was Ousmane Dabo. It speaks volumes of the guy’s achievements as a player when his fight against Joey Barton was probably the most famous thing that happened in his career. While he may be on this list, there probably aren’t many who hated him for what he did to Barton.

DAVID N’GOG

Frenchman, David N’Gog played for Liverpool FC for three seasons and it still remains a mystery as to how did he manage to stay at a top English club for three whole seasons with almost zero returns. In his entire time at Liverpool FC, he had nine league goals in three seasons and that is certainly a horrible return for a striker. He bounced around a few clubs after and is now back in his native France playing for Stade de Reims.

BEBE

Players being signed without actually watching them play is a bad idea. Arguably the greatest manager in the history of soccer, Sir Alex Ferguson also made the same mistake with Bebe. “I’m fast, I kick well and I score a lot of goals,” he said upon signing for Man United in 2010. The Portuguese star was brought for a £7 million pricetag but watching him on that pitch would give nightmares to the United fans. His contribution especially with his horrendous crosses was enough to show him the door out of the club.

ADE AKINBIYI

The fact that Leicester City actually paid £5.5m to get Ade Akinbiyi as a replacement for striker Emile Heskey is still baffling. For all the money the Nigerian cost, he probably would fail to buy himself a goal even if he offered to pay the defenders. He did make one appearance for the National team but it unlike the Premier league side, Nigeria saw that he is incapable of being their lead striker.

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