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Be Strong Honey, I Love U by salinco(m): 12:37pm On Feb 22, 2010 |
A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, This guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll Kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!" His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too." The man fainted |
Re: Be Strong Honey, I Love U by r231(m): 1:01pm On Feb 22, 2010 |
oh well ;d :d |
Re: Be Strong Honey, I Love U by Nobody: 1:26pm On Feb 22, 2010 |
LMAO. |
Re: Be Strong Honey, I Love U by salinco(m): 1:44pm On Feb 22, 2010 |
;d ;d :d |
Re: Be Strong Honey, I Love U by romsky: 2:57pm On Feb 22, 2010 |
oh u meant y u dey laff for over pirated joke wey u post self? |
Re: Be Strong Honey, I Love U by Nobody: 2:58pm On Feb 22, 2010 |
salinco:omg this joke is superb
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Re: Be Strong Honey, I Love U by sexyLeamon(f): 3:15am On Feb 23, 2010 |
honey I love you be strong perfect |
Re: Be Strong Honey, I Love U by Nobody: 3:39am On Feb 23, 2010 |
Can't believe Rokie is still laughing her ass off even while in bed. |
Re: Be Strong Honey, I Love U by studio43(m): 4:39am On Feb 23, 2010 |
Romsky carry your bad belle talent comot for road make i pass jor. Poster, This joke is mine, I fill fulfilled unto sey people dey copy from my work. |
Re: Be Strong Honey, I Love U by salinco(m): 2:30pm On Feb 25, 2010 |
studio43:sorry sir, how much u want make i pay for the piracy or for crazy u? |
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