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Fruit Purnishment by Ayemokhia: 11:45pm On Feb 23, 2010 |
3 guyz were caught stealin in a farm, so d vigilanty group tot of wat 2 do 2 dem. After a while, 3 of them were asked 2 go lnto the farm and bring 3 of a kind of fruit, of their choice. So the 1st guy came back wit 3 lime fruit. D vigilanty guyz, got hold of him, laid im, and forced d 1st lime into his yanch. AAARCHHHSS he shouted, they put d 2nd one, ARRRR he cried, n d 3rd one, OH OH OH he cried, so they left im. the 2nd guy came wit 3 mangoes, they forced the 1st mango into his yanch, he cried, d 2nd he wailed, but wen the 3rd was forced in, d guy started laughing, wen they asked im y he was lafing, he said luk at d 3rd man is coming wit 3 big coconut. |
Re: Fruit Purnishment by kodylicky(f): 8:32am On Feb 24, 2010 |
ctrl. C+Ctrl V rebranded nice sha |
Re: Fruit Purnishment by sweetliet: 10:48am On Feb 24, 2010 |
d 3rd guy don die bi dat |
Re: Fruit Purnishment by Akuviv: 12:33pm On Feb 24, 2010 |
Laughed till I shed a tear |
Re: Fruit Purnishment by donsponky(m): 1:48pm On Feb 24, 2010 |
if na me the 1st guy i go just die at once |
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