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Classifications Of Nigerian Musicians by geek212update(m): 8:06pm On Sep 09, 2017 |
*Classifications of Nigerian musicians TERRY G – One hell of a noise maker and beatboxer in the class. . KOREDE BELLO – One very childish boi but handsome, A kid that senior girls take as school son. Mr eazi-the boi dat uses every bit of opportunity he has in d class nd won a mathematical competition when been picked for d first tym. . REEKADO BANKS – Joined the school and took the first position by surprise within some months. . OLAMIDE – Causes commotion in every end of the year party for not given the first position. . MAYORKUN – Took a test,his first day in school and had the highest score, now all eyes on him. . P-SQUARE – The twin brothers that are always causing trouble in the class. . B-RED – Has all the textbooks in d world, has d opportunity to see question papers before exams, most comfortable boy in class, but still ends up carrying last after term exams. . DAVIDO – Likes to brag about his father, flaunts wealth & brings a bottle of whisky in the class room everyday . PHENOM – Very obedient student but came to school once & never showed up again. . YCEE – One of those thugs that sit at the back of d class, discussing which girl to toast next. . WIZKID – So obsessed with girls in the class, almost all the girls are crushing on him. . VECTOR – Nobody understands him as he shows up in school once in a month. . SKALES – Always wearing fancy clothes and gold accessories to school but wouldn’t be able to afford snacks during break. . MI – The genius that’s always excelling in english subjects, he motivates people to pass. . DON JAZZY – Oldest in the class, loves food a lot, always shouting he is a boss and a hell of a bully. . ICE PRINCE – Performs averagely in class, but bags awards for the school. . KCEE – Likes to draw nonsense on the chalkboard. . TIWA SAVAGE – Bad LovePeddler and twerks in front of the class even though she has a boyfriend in the other class. . TEKNO – One cheese boy that girls fall for. Always busy with his dancing crew and never comes for classes. . PATORANKING – One hell of a stoner and caught almost everyday smoking weed inside school farm. . YEMI ALADE – Yellow bone queen that is always looking for boys. . SIMI – One freaky dirty girl with the torn clothes, but has a sharp mouth. . REMINISCE – One of the most wanted gangstars in the class. Always talking about broken bottles but never broke one. . VIKTOH – Just one chronic failer, so dumb gets zero in every exam. . BANKY W – Teaches other students, but hardly passes examinations. . SHAYDEE – Nobody notices him in class even though he moves with the biggest and most brilliant boys. . KISS DANIEL – That very cool, calm and very brilliant guy in the class. . FLAVOUR – The loner, goes alone to d sports field everyday with guitar to sing loudly to himself. . CHINKO – Just one pervert noisemaker but always passing exams without reading. . IYANYA – Likes to take his shirt off and shows his chest to impress girls. . EVA – D babe dat always hv a knife in her schoolbag, no girl messes with her. . TIMAYA – Always got hiccups and lazy to speak. . LIL KESH – He is brilliant, hardworking but very vulgar and hell of a late comer. . D’BANJ – Doesn’t listen to the teacher, feels he knows it all & never bring books to class. . 9ICE – One hardcore Yoruba boy, a big dreamer and likes to fantasize, wants to join school or politics and becomes senior prefect boy is school 1. . DIJA – one spoilt brat, small girl & always rude to her seniors, very disrespectful. . ADEKUNLE GOLD – The shy and quiet guy, has a crush on a girl but can’t speak to her. . PHYNO – Noise maker and impossible to be heard when talking . Dremo- dat yourba boi dat always want to by his mom a ferrari but remembered dat he's still in grade8 YUNG6IX – Likes to hide other students study books, very unserious and unstable, but has better grades than the serious ones. . 2FACE : The teacher that impregnated most of all d students… . 1 Like |
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