Telling innocent children that they will go to hell fire if they are not moral is bad and a psychological abuse. It dafts your child and causes psychological damages to his brain. Teach morality without threats, you'll find your child enjoying it. You can teach it with good stories of rewards, mild punishments, etc. Not with stories of hell fire(the dwelling place of Yahweh and His demons)

Here is a Doctufos passage where morality was taught without involving threats:

DOCTUFOS: Otem Erectus 54:5-20


5. Now all the children of Ota were very moral in their attitudes, for their grandmother had taught them so much with stories. And Ota called Oziohu his mother apart and said, how do you instill morality upon this children? For I have neither seen you threatening them nor beating them.
6. And Oziohu said, I have found morality as a thing of nature. And anyone who is willing to be moral can be. For there is only one law to it and it is to do good to everyone around you according to your ability.
7. To obey this law of morality is not a hard thing to do, therefore it requires no threats as a consequence for not doing it. As it is not hard for a homo to open his mouth to speak, so is it not hard to practise what is good.
8. Seeking peace is easier than eating banana. For it takes little or no strength or many muscles to be peaceful. But to be violent demands the muscles of the face to frown, the muscles of the hands to destroy and the muscles of the legs to kick hard.
9. A peaceful soul can cope with difficult situations, but a violent and immoral soul shall commit more and more atrocities while he seeks solution.
10. I have heard how the killing of one homo destroyed the lives of hundreds of homos in a battle. And I have heard also how one homo by being peaceful settled age-long tribal war.
11. My son Ota, it is because of your friendly nature I am like this today. If you are evil, how could I have changed.
12. Therefore it is good to be good and friendly, for your goodness and friendliness can change a bad soul into someone who sparkles like the diamond. And it is bad to be bad and wicked, for your wickedness can turn a good soul into someone who reeks with the smell of a faeces.
13. Do not look at anyone as if he or she cannot be a good person in life. For some at childhood are cruel and unfriendly, but when they grow older, they become like angels.
14. A child who is stingy in the days of his or her childhood could even be the one among his or her parent's children to give more.
15. It does not take a minute for anyone to be changed. For even the surface of the earth changes with time. We are on it today, but under it shall we be in the next century.
16. Today we worship our ancestors, but tomorrow we shall become the worshipped also by our children.
17. Therefore it is good to do what is good while we are on the surface of the earth, or else we die and the evil things we have done shall go from mouth to mouth as history. And homos born in ten thousand years after shall speak evil of us.
18. And in our afterlives, we see what they say about us and feel ashamed. And our stars shall refuse to shine.
19. Therefore Ota, teach morality to your children without threatening them. You shall be amazed how they shall be moral without a threat. But if you threaten them before they become moral, that is not a natural morality but a threat-made morality which cannot stand the test of time.
20. For morality borne out of threat is conditional and fake .

SHALOM!

0temAtum:
Telling innocent children that they will go to hell fire if they are not moral is bad and a psychological abuse. It dafts your child and causes psychological damages to his brain. Teach morality without threats, you'll find your child enjoying it. You can teach it with good stories of rewards, mild punishments, etc. Not with stories of hell fire(the dwelling place of Yahweh and His demons)

Here is a Doctufos passage where morality was taught without involving threats:

YAHWEH GOD does not believe in your concept of "INNOCENT CHILD."

He SAID, in person, that He holds people responsible for the Sins of their PARENTS, their GRANDPARENTS, and their GREAT-GRANDPARENTS.

. EXODUS 20:1-7.

AND God spake all these Words,
Saying,

2. "I am The LORD thy God,
Which have brought thee
out of The Land of Egypt,
out of The House of Bondage.

3. "Thou shalt have no other gods before Me.

4. "Thou shalt not make unto thee
any graven image,
or any likeness of any thing
that is in Heaven above,
or that is in the Earth beneath,
or that is in the Water under the Earth.
5. "Thou shalt not
bow down thyself to them,
nor serve them:
for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God,
visiting the iniquity of the Fathers
upon the Children
unto the Third and Fourth Generation
of them that hate Me;
6. "And shewing Mercy
unto thousands of them that love Me,
and keep My Commandments.

7. "Thou shalt not take
The Name of the LORD thy God in vain;
for the LORD will not hold him guiltless
that taketh His Name in vain."

SO YOUR CONCEPT IS A FALSE IDEA.

You seem to have them somewhat in abundance.

. MATTHEW 18:1-14.

AT the same time came the Disciples unto Jesus,
saying,

"Who is the greatest
in the Kingdom of Heaven?"

2. And Jesus called a little child unto him,
and set him in the midst of them,
3. And said,

"Verily I say unto you,

'EXCEPT YE BE CONVERTED,
AND BECOME AS LITTLE CHILDREN,
YE SHALL NOT ENTER INTO
THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN.'

4. "Whosoever therefore shall humble himself
as this little child,
the same is greatest
in The Kingdom of Heaven.
5. "And whoso shall receive
one such little child in my Name
receiveth me.
6. "But whoso shall offend
one of these Little Ones
which believe in me,
it were better for him
that a millstone
were hanged about his neck,
and that he were drowned
in the Depth of the Sea.

7. "Woe unto the World
because of offences!
For it must needs be
that offences come;
but woe to that man
by whom the offence cometh!
8. "Wherefore if thy hand or thy foot
offend thee,
cut them off,
and cast them from thee:
it is better for thee
to enter into life halt or maimed,
rather than having
two hands or two feet
to be cast into Everlasting Fire.
9. "And if thine eye offend thee,
pluck it out,
and cast it from thee:
it is better for thee
to enter into Life with one eye,
rather than having two eyes
to be cast into Hell Fire.
10. "Take heed that ye despise not
one of these little ones;
for I say unto you,

'THAT IN HEAVEN THEIR ANGELS
DO ALWAYS BEHOLD THE FACE
OF MY FATHER WHICH IS IN HEAVEN.'

11. "For The Son of Man is come
to Save that which was lost.
12. "How think ye?
If a man have an hundred sheep,
and one of them be gone astray,
doth he not leave the ninety and nine,
and goeth into the mountains,
and seeketh that which is gone astray?
13. And if so be that he find it,
verily I say unto you,

'HE REJOICETH MORE OF THAT SHEEP,
THAN OF THE NINETY AND NINE
WHICH WENT NOT ASTRAY.'

14. "Even so it is not
The Will of your Father
Which is in Heaven,
that one of these little ones
should perish."

IF LITTLE CHILDREN ARE NOT PROPERLY MANAGED, THEY WILL BE LOST, SHOULD THEY DIE.

When anyone is born, they are given an Anointing from GOD, that is ENCODED with His Law.

. MATTHEW 13:10-23.

10. And the Disciples came,
and said unto him,

"Why speakest thou unto them in Parables?"

11. He answered and said unto them,

"Because it is given unto you to know
The Mysteries of The Kingdom of Heaven,
but to them it is not given.
12. "For whosoever hath,
to him shall be given,
and he shall have more abundance:
but whosoever hath not,
from him shall be taken away
even that he hath.
13. "Therefore speak I to them in Parables:
because they seeing see not;
and hearing they hear not,
neither do they understand.
14. "And in them is fulfilled
the Prophecy of Esaias,
which saith,

'BY HEARING YE SHALL HEAR,
AND SHALL NOT UNDERSTAND;
AND SEEING YE SHALL SEE,
AND SHALL NOT PERCEIVE:
15. 'FOR THIS PEOPLE'S HEART
IS WAXED GROSS,
AND THEIR EARS
ARE DULL OF HEARING,
AND THEIR EYES
THEY HAVE CLOSED;
LEST AT ANY TIME
THEY SHOULD SEE WITH THEIR EYES
AND HEAR WITH THEIR EARS,
AND SHOULD UNDERSTAND
WITH THEIR HEART,
AND SHOULD BE CONVERTED,
AND I SHOULD HEAL THEM.'

16. "But Blessed are your eyes,
for they see:
and your ears,
for they hear.
17. "For verily I say unto you,

'THAT MANY PROPHETS
AND RIGHTEOUS MEN
HAVE DESIRED TO SEE
THOSE THINGS WHICH YE SEE,
AND HAVE NOT SEEN THEM;
AND TO HEAR THOSE THINGS
WHICH YE HEAR,
AND HAVE NOT HEARD THEM.'

18. "Hear ye therefore
The Parable of the Sower.

19. 'WHEN ANY ONE HEARETH
THE WORD OF THE KINGDOM,
AND UNDERSTANDETH IT NOT,
THEN COMETH THE WICKED ONE,
AND CATCHETH AWAY THAT
WHICH WAS SOWN IN HIS HEART.
THIS IS HE WHICH RECEIVED SEED
BY THE WAY SIDE.

20. 'BUT HE THAT RECEIVED THE SEED
INTO STONY PLACES,
THE SAME IS HE
THAT HEARETH THE WORD,
AND ANON WITH JOY
RECEIVETH IT;
21. 'YET HATH HE NOT ROOT IN HIMSELF,
BUT DURETH FOR A WHILE:
FOR WHEN TRIBULATION OR PERSECUTION
ARISETH BECAUSE OF THE WORD,
BY AND BY HE IS OFFENDED.

22. 'HE ALSO THAT RECEIVED SEED
AMONG THE THORNS
IS HE THAT HEARETH THE WORD;
AND THE CARE OF THIS WORLD,
AND THE DECEITFULNESS OF RICHES,
CHOKE THE WORD,
AND HE BECOMETH UNFRUITFUL.
23. 'BUT HE THAT RECEIVED SEED
INTO THE GOOD GROUND
IS HE THAT HEARETH THE WORD,
AND UNDERSTANDETH IT;
WHICH ALSO BEARETH FRUIT,
AND BRINGETH FORTH,
SOME AN HUNDREDFOLD,
SOME SIXTY,
SOME THIRTY.' "

The Devil removes this Anointing immediately, unless appropriate precautions are taken.

They are virtually never taken.

Therefore, any infant who dies invariably fails the JUDGMENT OF ACCOUNTABILITY that awaits every Creature that dies.

WHAT AWAITS THE AVERAGE HUMAN BEING WHEN THEY DIE IS SOMETHING WORSE THAN HELL!

It is really daft to be complaining about HELL when there are WORSE things awaiting.

Besides that, you appear to have the stupid idea that our Religion is only relevant to those in danger of Hell.

Read The Bible! Were the people interacting with GOD back then doing so in fear of HELL?

Where did you get THAT stupid idea? From the OYINBOS, of course- who leach The Gospel of everything useful, and say that they are no longer available, so that the only thing God is still good for, is rescuing people from going to HELL.

Well, by the way, I have not seen kirikiri, I will always assume it does not exist

GodsMopol:
Well, by the way, I have not seen kirikiri, I will always assume it does not exist

You have not seen kirikiri? Do I give a fvcck whether you have seen it or not? What's my beeswax with kirikiri?

@ Oaroloye, Hell is a psychological state not a physical state. You can even experience hell if you smoke some certain weeds. Hell is psychologically real to those who believe it.

Life is psychological. Whatever psychological thing you don't key into, you can't experience it.

DOCTUFOS: Eta-n-tagba 30:1-3
1. He who sees himself in hell after death should let go his fears.
2. His disillusionment shall be rubbed of him to bring his soul to the place of peace made by the universe.
3. For the universe is peace but the gods have made illusions of trouble for their fearful followers.

GodsMopol:
Well, by the way, I have not seen kirikiri, I will always assume it does not exist

I know the address of Kirikiri and I can give you. We can stroll there together if you wish. Do you know the address of hell fire? Can we stroll there together?

MISHIGAS!

0temAtum:
@ Oaroloye, Hell is a psychological state not a physical state. You can even experience hell if you smoke some certain weeds. Hell is psychologically real to those who believe it.

THAT IS A FOOLISH AND NARCISSISTIC POINT OF VIEW.

HELL is a PLACE where the Souls of Evil people who have survived their deaths go.

Those who use Hallucinatory Drugs may experience Hell, something they mistake for Hell, or something purely imaginary. It is foolish to presume that Hell is imaginary, because someone on Drugs thinks they *saw* it.

People on Drugs also *see* places of everyday life.

In THE TEACHINGS OF DON JUAN: A YAQUI WAY OF LIFE, by Carlos Castaneda, Don Juan taught him a Divinatory Potion formula, which he applied, and *saw* people back on his Campus.

Being under the influence of a drug, did that mean that the places he *saw* did not exist? He *saw* who had been stealing books from their library.

I am sure that THOUSANDS of Oyinbos have mixed that formula (and mutilated Lizards,)
trying to get similar results, LOTTO Numbers, and such nonsense. They would not have succeeded because it is not the DRUG, but the DISCIPLINE that makes it work.

It is like saying that DOPING can make someone into a CHAMPION ATHLETE, without TRAINING.

A person could be DRUG DOPED and BLOOD-DOPED to perform at Championship level- but without proper TRAINING, they will TEAR their muscles, break their bones, even KILL themselves, trying to emulate someone who came by their prowess legitimately.

That you think someone could see Hell, or ANYTHING real, from taking a DRUG show how ignorant you are.

If it were THAT simple, JUNKIES would be MILLIONARES from BOUNTY-HUNTING MOST-WANTED Criminals!

. LUKE 16:19-31.

19. "There was a certain rich man,
which was clothed
in purple and fine linen,
and fared sumptuously
every day:
20. "And there was a certain beggar
named Lazarus,
which was laid at his gate,
full of sores,
21. "And desiring to be fed
with the crumbs
which fell from the rich man's table:
moreover the dogs came
and licked his sores.
22. "And it came to pass,
that the beggar died,
and was carried by the Angels
into Abraham's Bosom:
the rich man also died,
and was buried;
23. "And in Hell he lift up his eyes,
being in Torments,
and seeth Abraham afar off,
and Lazarus in his bosom.
24 "And he cried and said,

'FATHER ABRAHAM,
HAVE MERCY ON ME,
AND SEND LAZARUS,
THAT HE MAY DIP
THE TIP OF HIS FINGER IN WATER,
AND COOL MY TONGUE;
FOR I AM TORMENTED
IN THIS FLAME.'

25. "But Abraham said,

'SON, REMEMBER THAT THOU
IN THY LIFETIME RECEIVEST
THY GOOD THINGS,
AND LIKEWISE LAZARUS
EVIL THINGS:
BUT NOW HE IS COMFORTED,
AND THOU TORMENTED.
26. 'AND BESIDES ALL THIS,
BETWEEN US AND YOU THERE IS
A GREAT GULF FIXED:
SO THAT THEY WHICH WOULD
PASS FROM HENCE TO YOU CANNOT:
NEITHER CAN THEY PASS TO US,
THAT WOULD COME FROM THENCE.'


27. "Then he said,

'I PRAY THEE THEREFORE, FATHER,
THAT THOU WOULDEST SEND HIM
TO MY FATHER'S HOUSE:
28. 'FOR I HAVE FIVE BRETHREN;
THAT HE MAY TESTIFY UNTO THEM,
LEST THEY ALSO COME INTO
THIS PLACE OF TORMENT.'

29. "Abraham saith unto him,

'THEY HAVE MOSES AND THE PROPHETS;
LET THEM HEAR THEM.'

30. "And he said,

'NAY, FATHER ABRAHAM:
BUT IF ONE WENT TO THEM
FROM THE DEAD,
THEY WILL REPENT.'

31. "And he said unto him,

"IF THEY HEAR NOT MOSES
AND THE PROPHETS,
NEITHER WILL THEY BE PERSUADED,
THOUGH ONE ROSE FROM THE DEAD.' "

Lord Yahshua told us straight what those who survive their deaths had to look forward to. Either HELL or PARADISE.

. LUKE 23:39-43.

39. And one of the malefactors
which were hanged railed on him,
saying,

"If thou be Christ,
save thyself and us."

40. But the other answering
rebuked him,
saying,

"Dost not thou fear God,
seeing thou art in
the same Condemnation?
41. "And we indeed justly;
for we receive the Due Reward
of our Deeds:
but this man hath done
nothing amiss."

42. And he said unto Jesus,

"Lord, remember me when thou comest
into thy Kingdom."

43. And Jesus Said unto him,

"Verily I say unto thee,

'TO DAY SHALT THOU
BE WITH ME IN PARADISE.' "

These are TWO of the FOUR possible AfterLife Fates.

I have written about this before- didn't you read my Post?

Most people do not experience AfterLife, but get torn apart as DEVIL FODDER, like the other DUMB ANIMALS, because they could not immediately give a TOTAL RECALL account of their whole lives.

THE BIBLE warned about this, but most IGNORE The Bible's Warnings, thinking themselves better than thoe who "sheepishly"
follow its Teachings and Obey Its Commandments.
. JOB 28:28.

28. "And unto Man He said,

'THE FEAR OF THE LORD,
THAT (IS) WISDOM;
AND TO DEPART FROM EVIL
(IS) UNDERSTANDING.' "

. PSALM 111:10.

10. The Fear of The LORD
(is) The Beginning of Wisdom:
A good Understanding have all they
that do (His Commandments):
His Praise endureth for ever.

. PROVERBS 1:1-7.

THE Proverbs of Solomon
the son of David, king of Israel;
2. To know Wisdom and Instruction;
to perceive The Words of Understanding;
3. To receive the Instruction of Wisdom,
Justice, and Judgment, and Equity;
4. To give Subtilty to the Simple,
to the Young Man
Knowledge and Discretion.
5. A Wise Man will hear,
and will increase Learning;
and a Man of Understanding
shall attain unto Wise Counsels:
6 To Understand a Proverb,
and the Interpretation;
the Words of the Wise,
and their Dark Sayings.
7. The Fear of The LORD
(is) The Beginning of Knowledge:
(but) fools despise
Wisdom and Instruction.

. PROVERBS 9:10.

10. The Fear of The LORD
(is) The Beginning of Wisdom:
and The Knowledge of The Holy
(is) Understanding.

. LUKE 12:1-12.

IN the mean time,
when there were
gathered together
an innumerable
multitude of people,
insomuch that they trode
one upon another,
he began to Say
unto his Disciples
first of all,

"Beware ye of
the Leaven of the Pharisees,
which is Hypocrisy.
2. "For there is nothing covered,
that shall not be revealed;
neither hid,
that shall not be known.
3. "Therefore whatsoever
ye have spoken in Darkness
shall be heard in the Light;
and that which ye have
spoken in the ear in closets
shall be proclaimed
upon the housetops.
4. "And I say unto you
my Friends,

'Be not afraid of them
that kill the body,
and after that have no more
that they can do.'

5. "But I will forewarn you
whom ye shall fear,

'FEAR HIM,
WHICH AFTER HE HATH KILLED
HATH POWER TO CAST INTO HELL;'

yea, I say unto you,

'FEAR HIM.' "

6. "Are not five sparrows
sold for two farthings,
and not one of them
is forgotten before God?
7. "But even the very hairs
of your head
are all numbered.
Fear not therefore:
ye are of more value
than many sparrows.

8. "Also I say unto you,

'Whosoever shall confess me before men,
him shall The Son of Man also confess
before The Angels of God.'

9. "But he that denieth me before men
shall be denied before the Angels of God."

10. "And whosoever shall speak a word
against The Son of Man,
it shall be forgiven him:
but unto him that blasphemeth
against The Holy Ghost
it shall not be forgiven.

11. "And when they bring you
unto the synagogues,
and (unto) magistrates, and powers,
take ye no thought how
or what thing ye shall answer,
or what ye shall say:
12. "For The Holy Ghost shall Teach you
in the same hour what ye ought to say."

IF YOU DO NOT FEAR GOD, YOU HAVE NO WISDOM, AND YOU HAVE NO KNOWLEDGE, AND YOU HAVE NO UNDERSTANDING.

Those who stand against MY Ministry SHALL die one day; then they will FIND OUT.

Life is psychological. Whatever psychological thing you don't key into, you can't experience it.

Are you labouring under the DELUSION that this gibberish you just uttered has meaning or relevance?

The average Sinner has only enough Energy to view 1% of what exits(s. If they did not have to use most of that Energy to run their body and hold down intellectual and material possessions, *viewing* Hell would be EASY.

Only the FOOL waits until their DEATH to verify the Spiritual Realm. You are clearly suc0h a person.

You are too full of yourself to consider what strategy you should plan for:

"WHAT IF I'M WRONG?
WHAT IF THE DEVIL HAS BEEN
DECEIVING ME THIS WHOLE TIME?"

Yahweh God offers PROOF that HE DOESN'T LIE.

What do YOU offer, but USELESS THEORIES?

We cannot talk about what I know, in terms of what YOU know, because YOU don't know anything.

I talk about the REAL HELL, where REAL SOULS, that REALLY DIE, go to- and you are talking about imaginary nonsense, from your taking hallucinatory drugs, and thinking you experienced something significant!

You smoked a few "REEFERS," and then thought that you had disproved The Bible. You think the Prophet of God a LIAR- because you SMOKED something?

How much sense does that make?

SHALOM!

GodsMopol:
Well, by the way, I have not seen kirikiri, I will always assume it does not exist

HELL IS A PRISON, AND ARROGANT CRIMINALS MIGHT EVEN BOAST THAT THEY DO NOT BELIEVE THAT SUCH A PLACE EXISTS, WHILST THEY ARE FREE.

It is when they are captured, Judged, and condemned that the Reality of Kirikiri or other Prisons, should set in.

0temAtum:
You have not seen kirikiri? Do I give a fvcck whether you have seen it or not? What's my beeswax with kirikiri?

That you do not understand GODSMOPOL'S use of COMPARABLE MAGNITUDE (simiitude,) shows how very shamefully unenlightened you really are.

One would assume that a Criminal in Prison would be fully conscious that he or she is in Prison- but that is not always the case. A Criminal is nominally 10% Conscious, to begin with.

They can retreat to a lower level of Consciousness, where their conscious minds DO NOT MAKE THE CONNECTION, that they are IN PRISON.

It may be, to them, as if their experience was happening to SOMEONE ELSE, and had NOTHING to do with THEM.

Therefore, they adopt a DIFFERENT PERSONALITY, which L. Ron Hubbard called a "VALENCE," to HANDLE the experience. Therefore, someone called, say, "SHINA SINNER," may adopt the valence of, say, "JAMES BOND 007;" for the duration of his stay in prison, he is no more "Shina Sinner;" he is "James Bond- on Her Majesty's Secret Service." It is not nonsense to him.

He will talk and react the way he has seen in the movies- maybe not even realizing that that is what he is doing.

Therefore, when he is released from Prison, and is a Free Man, "James Bond" is no longer needed, and he can be "SHINA SINNER" again.

This (*Bleep!*)ard is not reformed!

HE didn't spend a DAY in PRISON: "JAMES BOND" did that time!

Some Religious Criminals think that they will be able to do THAT in HELL.

Maybe they can, maybe they can't; THE RICH MAN couldn't!

There. Is a simple exercise that will break someone out of a VALENCE, and FORCE them to CONFRONT REALITY.

It is called: "OPENING PROCEDURE 8-C."

It is run like this:

1. Face a Wall.

2. Pick a Spot on the Wall.

3. Go touch that Spot.

4. Withdraw from the Spot.

5. Repeat.

AS SIMPLE AS THIS SOUNDS, THIS IS A VERY POWERFUL EXERCISE. After many round of it, the Convict will be in THEIR own Valence- and realize:

"(*Gasp!*) Iron Bars? Iron Bars!
My God- I'm in PRISON!
Whendidthathappen?!"

Therefore, VALENCE-SHIFTING may not WORK in Hell!

Oaroloye o

GodsMopol:
Well, by the way, I have not seen kirikiri, I will always assume it does not exist

Kirikiri location is known. What is the location of Hell?

oaroloye

NB: @Seun

Nairaland should have character limit like twitter for comments. ****

0temAtum

I don't know why I laugh so hard whenever I see your post especially when quoting Doctufos

onyenze123:
0temAtum

I don't know why I laugh so hard whenever I see your post especially when quoting Doctufos

Maybe it's amusing. I'm glad you laugh.

0temAtum:
Maybe it's amusing. I'm glad you laugh.

Yea... I laugh too.. Ur really amusing

0temAtum:
You have not seen kirikiri? Do I give a fvcck whether you have seen it or not? What's my beeswax with kirikiri?

onyenze123:
oaroloye

NB: @Seun

Nairaland should have character limit like twitter for comments. ****

@Bronchitis Oaroloye

Lol, ...... roll on the ground laughter haaaaa hic hic Haaaaaa. I will be laughing for days if Seun decided to test your suggestion firstly on your own million word comments and a enforce a two sentence limit on all your topics and comments.

Haaa fall off the chair laughter !!!

ScienceWatch:
@Bronchitis Oaroloye

Lol, ...... roll on the ground laughter haaaaa hic hic Haaaaaa. I will be laughing for days if Seun decided to test your suggestion firstly on your own million word comments and [/b] a enforce a two sentence limit on all your topics and comments. [/b]

Haaa fall off the chair laughter !!!

Lol..u really cracked me up... But I wish that Seun will consider it. At least implementing a reasonable limit.
Some long comments really spoils a thread. Especially the ones you will scroll for more than 2 hours without reaching the end

dblackninja:

Lol..u really cracked me up... But I wish that Seun will consider it. At least implementing a reasonable limit.
Some long comments really spoils a thread. Especially the ones you will scroll for more than 2 hours without reaching the end

Lol, driving through a red robot kind of laughter.
Bronchitis Oaroloye is a cracker. Haaaa !

Bronchitis is asking Seun to limit his own comments. It is like he is finally admitting that his low value mountainous Epistles could easily be condensed into less than three sentences.
He has realised that he lack self control and need official help.
I used to read Bronchitis Oaroloye's stuff but now I am suffering from eye problems, colour blindness and loss of memory.

dblackninja:

Lol..u really cracked me up... But I wish that Seun will consider it. At least implementing a reasonable limit.
Some long comments really spoils a thread. Especially the ones you will scroll for more than 2 hours without reaching the end

Lol !
The limit should only apply to Bronchitis Oaroloye.
One time I scrolled for 2 hours in Bronchitis Oaroloye's posts then my fingers seized. Now my fingers do automatic scroll movements even when I am having dinner at the restaurant.

You are right DblackNinja, a limit must be enforced on Bronchitis or I may resort to a law-suit and claim for damages to my Mouse and fingers.

ScienceWatch:
Lol !
The limit should only apply to Bronchitis Oaroloye.
One time I scrolled for 2 hours in Bronchitis Oaroloye's posts then my fingers seized. Now my fingers do automatic scroll movements even when I am having dinner at the restaurant.

You are right DblackNinja, a limit must be enforced on Bronchitis or I may resort to a law-suit and claim for damages to my Mouse and fingers.

Hehehehe Exactly...

ScienceWatch:
Lol !
The limit should only apply to Bronchitis Oaroloye.
One time I scrolled for 2 hours in Bronchitis Oaroloye's posts then my fingers seized. Now my fingers do automatic scroll movements even when I am having dinner at the restaurant.

You are right DblackNinja, a limit must be enforced on Bronchitis or I may resort to a law-suit and claim for damages to my Mouse and fingers.

I've been laughing so hard here since your first comment. I agree with everything you say. The lengthy post guy is becoming a menace around this section with his torturous, empty, long and boring drivel he calls rebuttals. My fingers are now in sync with my eyes that each time I sight his monicker, automatic scrolling commence. I agree Seun should slam his account with a per post character limit

STUPUDTHEISTS:


I've been laughing so hard here since your first comment. I agree with everything you say. The lengthy post guy is becoming a menace around this section with his torturous, empty, long and boring drivel he calls rebuttals. My fingers are now in sync with my eyes that each time I sight his monicker, automatic scrolling commence. I agree Seun should slam his account with a per post character limit

You hit the nail on the head, Stupudtheist. Your summary of Bronchitis Oaroloye is awesome, but it has me in stitches. I am laughing so much that I am having major difficulty typing here. It is stomach cramping laughter. Lol has a hic ha woooo !!

On a more serious note, I enjoy the Op.
Well done OtemAtum !

STUPUDTHEISTS:


I've been laughing so hard here since your first comment. I agree with everything you say. The lengthy post guy is becoming a menace around this section with his torturous, empty, long and boring drivel he calls rebuttals. My fingers are now in sync with my eyes that each time I sight his monicker, automatic scrolling commence. I agree Seun should slam his account with a per post character limit

OtemAtum's topic will certainly help parents to be more aware.

Meanwhile, I could not resist the urge for a good laugh, so I came back to read Stupudtheists' creative comments on pastor Bronchitis Oaroloye's embarrassing problem.

Forgive me, but my sides ached from laughter when Stupudtheists said this, "My fingers are now in sync with my eyes, that each time I sight Bronchitis Oaroloye's moniker, automatic scrolling begins."

What threw me off my Arm-Chair was your descriptions such as when you aptly refer to Bronchitis Oaroloye as " The lengthy post guy."
Other words that tickled my funny bone was, "Torturous" and "Menace"
Pastor Bronchitis Oaroloye is making history.
There is no person on earth that has been described so accurately.

STUPUDTHEISTS:


I've been laughing so hard here since your first comment. I agree with everything you say. The lengthy post guy is becoming a menace around this section with his torturous, empty, long and boring drivel he calls rebuttals. My fingers are now in sync with my eyes that each time I sight his monicker, automatic scrolling commence. I agree Seun should slam his account with a per post character limit

In the entire history of Behavioural Science, no one has succeeded at summarising another human so precisely.
I have come back to your profound comments repeatedly, for further enlightenment concerning what you aptly call, "The lengthy post guy"
Pastor Bronchitis Oaroloye.

I nominate you for the Nobel Prize, Stupudtheists
because you have identified the problem and provided a solution to save the children from pastor Bronchitis Oaroloye's abuse of their scroll fingers and damage to their Mouse.

Allow me to suggest that Nairaland slam pastor Bronchitis Oaroloye's account with a limit of two sentences per post and a loving maximum of 1.4 posts per day will be allowed during the 6month rehabilitated period.

Should the above kindly restrictions fail, Nairaland can order pastor Bronchitis Oaroloye to pay another Nairalander to write on his behalf at N1.35 per word.

dblackninja:

Hehehehe Exactly...

Would you second StupudTheists idea of getting Nairaland to slam pastor Bronchitis Oaroloye's account with kindly restrictions ?

I have suggested the following restrictions for Bronchitis account only ;

A max of two sentences per post.
A max of 1.4 posts per day.
A max of .3 out of context scriptures allowed.
Nairaland could order Bronchitis to pay N1.3 per word to another Nairalander to write on his behalf, should he not repent.

DblackNinja, we await your kind reply.

ScienceWatch:
Would you second StupudTheists idea of getting Nairaland to slam pastor Bronchitis Oaroloye's account with kindly restrictions ?

I have suggested the following restrictions for Bronchitis account only ;

▪A max of two sentences per post.
▪A max of 1.4 posts per day.
▪A max of .3 out of context scriptures allowed.
Nairaland could order Bronchitis to pay N1.3 per word to another Nairalander to write on his behalf, should he not repent.

DblackNinja, we await your kind reply.

Oh yeah! Am all in!!!
And should he repent but don't feel remorse after repenting, he will be sent to Nairaland's prison for reevaluation and he's account auctioned off to the lowest bidder..

ScienceWatch:
In the entire history of Behavioural Science, no one has succeeded at summarising another human so precisely.
I have come back to your profound comments repeatedly, for further enlightenment concerning what you aptly call, "The lengthy post guy"
Pastor Bronchitis Oaroloye.

I nominate you for the Nobel Prize, Stupudtheists
because you have identified the problem and provided a solution to save the children from pastor Bronchitis Oaroloye's abuse of their scroll fingers and damage to their Mouse.

Allow me to suggest that Nairaland slam pastor Bronchitis Oaroloye's account with a limit of two sentences per post and a loving maximum of 1.4 posts per day will be allowed during the 6month rehabilitated period.

Should the above kindly restrictions fail, Nairaland can order pastor Bronchitis Oaroloye to pay another Nairalander to write on his behalf at N1.35 per word.

BTW is he a bronchitis sufferer? I'm damn sure that ain't his surname. Or you specially gave him that 'supreme' title for his verbose, disconcerting and migraine-inducing 'rebuttals'?

STUPUDTHEISTS:




BTW is he a bronchitis sufferer? I'm damn sure that ain't his surname. Or you specially gave him that 'supreme' title for his verbose, disconcerting and migraine-inducing 'rebuttals'?

Lol hic hic woooooo I have been trying since lunch to type my reply, but was unable to complete a sentence due to uncontrollable laughter.

I must share this with you, I asked all at the lunch table to go to Nairaland site and read your and DblackNinja's comments concerning pastor Bronchitis Oaroloye,....... I was totally surprised at their responses. There was tears, and running noses, one lady laughed so loud that it woke my neighbours sleeping baby. Jamal leaned too far backwards while LAUGHING and fell on his back, breaking the chair.

You guys are really saving children from hell.
Keep it up.

dblackninja:

Oh yeah! Am all in!!!
And should he repent but don't feel remorse after repenting, he will be sent to Nairaland's prison for reevaluation and he's account auctioned off to the lowest bidder..

Lol !! Haaaa ha hic ha woooooo sniff sniff !
I see you are well prepared to prosecute pastor Bronchitis Oaroloye. You are leaving no stone unturned in case he shows no remorse. Lol.

I will bid on Bronchitis' Nairaland account and hope I end as the LOWEST bidder. Then I will sell it to another fiction loving pastor at a profit.