*STUDENTS' UNION SECURITY COMMITTEE, 2016/2017 PARLIAMENTARY SESSION*

*SECURITY UPDATE*; *THE APPREHENSION OF MAKANJUOLA FEMI*

In the early hours of today, around 8A.M at Awolowo hall. *Makanjuola Femi* was caught stealing an android phone in Block IV, room 209.He is an extra year student of Microbiology. We apprehended him and took him to SUB for further interrogation. In the course of interrogation, we were able to recover the stolen items below;
- 14 Inner wears
-35 Pairs of Trousers
-103 Shirts
- 6 Pairs of Shoes
-10 Text Books
-7 Note Books
-2 Toasting Machines
- 1 Picture Printer
-1 Wrist Watch . However, we find out that he is a known patient of the psychiatric clinic of OAUTHC with the referrer code *HMO/004/0007/05/1BAD2-01.

Greatest Ife! Articulate Ife!, we must assert at this point in time that the security committee will always continue to preserve the value of our Union and will never give room for any social vice. As such we are able to see about two persons amongst whose properties were stolen. With concrete evidences, we have seen the owner of the text books and the owner of the Picture Printing Machine.

Consequently, we will like to crave our indulgence to be security conscious and any one whose clothes must have been stolen in Awo hall Should please come to the Security Committee room with concrete evidence to claim them. It's our duty as Students Union Security Committee to safeguard the interest of all great Ife students, preserve our tradition, uphold justice and to be transparent. We will always Continue to render our selfless service to all great Ife students and nothing shall discourage us. On this note we say *Aluta Continua.

You said it already,he is a psychiatric patient

chai

see hw im be sef

He will surely receive full dose of scientific maximum shishi (SMS)
Those guys in SUB are not smiling at all

But I'll strongly advise community service, let him wash all the toilet in Awo.

His life will never remain the same