In a world where sincerity is on the verge of extinction, finding entrepreneurs who are willing to divulge the ability or shortcomings of their products is quite a difficult task. Abilities of products are hyped, exaggerated and magnified beyond the endowment of the product.
So I was surprised when I stumbled on an app named "useless" that promised to do exactly nothing.
Even more shocking is that the app has a lot of good reviews with an average of 4.4 on google Playstore. Apparently, people were happy that the app developers were sincere about their products considering that there are many apps on playstore that are as useful as the "useless" app. Reviewers even added their own sarcastic twist to the mix.
Cc: Lalasticlala

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Okay this is craziness at its peak

I still don't understand,someone should please explain

Brb.. Gotta give it a 5 star rating

[quote author=Florblu post=60717547]I still don't understand,someone should plea
The app does absolutely nothing and yet it has nice reviews

lmaoooooo

It is truly what it is... . Useless

Useless app lol..

There is another one called 'nothing'

I have them both.

The interesting thing is, they churn out updates faster than google.

With those reviews, I guess this app is more useful than those Apps launched by Nigerian Federal Government

Weird

Lol! Some health sense of humor

All the people giving the review are bot....they ain't real

I have an app called Nothing. It does a similar task like this one - Nothing.

But now that you've brought this up here, Nigerians will rush there with reviews saying how they were cured of HIV/AIDS with this app.

How the app helped seun to rid nairaland of tribalism.

How the app helped Nigeria to get out of recession

Even lalasticlala will go there and testify on how the app helped him to locate plenty snakes without stress.

Buhari should get this app too...It will cure him of his ailment and save us the millions he spends on traveling abroad.

And I hope this apps lets' us live in peace, love ourselves and forge a way forward to greater heights.

olarababi:
All the people giving the review are bot....they ain't real

come on madam na bot go give you story about a yetti and big foot and another on life support, one was cured of depression and anxiety and another person got a 7 figure salary job I like to think bots are advanced but not this advanced.

olarababi:
All the people giving the review are bot....they ain't real

Bots don't leave such reviews sis. You guys be thinking that "bots" are OmniDoEveryThingYouWant#

I've been useless since morning

Just reading this comments on NL cheered me up.

Who knws what will happen when I finally get the app.

Am downloading This useless app

It has saved my life

MicNz:


Bots don't leave such reviews sis. You guys be thinking that "bots" are OmniDoEveryThingYouWant#

Just search the app in playsyore and you will see they are all using the same language about how the app save there life bla bla bla....they are all saying virtually the same thing

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Physika:
Useless app lol..

There is another one called 'nothing'

I have them both.

The interesting thing is, they churn out updates faster than google.

LOL. What are they updating nah

.useless asin below

Florblu:
I still don't understand,someone should please explain

Hehe... You definitely haven't heard (or do not know) about NoPhone.

Florblu:
I still don't understand,someone should please explain

Hehe... You definitely haven't heard (or do not know) about NoPhone.

Do they mean that this app is more useless than Buhari? I don't think so.

Buhari is useless in the other room, as a President, as husband of Aisha, in London, in Nigeria, in Daura, in Aso rock and useless to the cabal.

Android system Web view has funny reviews too....

[quote author=Gmajor post=60721048][/quote]

Its just sarcasm. Everyone is trying to add a fake humor story to the app review.

I did laugh.

Very funny. Useless.... I'll try this app put on my Tecno spark

WeNoGoDie:


Its just sarcasm. Everyone is trying to add a fake humor story to the app review.

I did laugh.

This is the best explanation so far.