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Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by hopefulLandlord: 10:09am On Sep 23, 2017 |
Daeylar:Yahweh, who is a son to himself and at right hand of himself says taking pictures are illegal and doing it would make him send us out of heaven, remember when Satan disobeyed Yahweh? abeg heaven sweet I no one comot for here for common picture 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by hahn(m): 10:10am On Sep 23, 2017 |
butterflylion: It collapsed a church on thousands of Christians just to prove how much he loved them and send armed men to shoot up another church so it's name can be praised and it watches 2,000 children die from malaria daily just because it loves to |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by hopefulLandlord: 10:10am On Sep 23, 2017 |
analice107: I discovered there is o I just asked Yahweh why you didn't make rapture and he told me you're too hypocritical to be here, change your ways and refuse the mark of the beast |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by analice107: 10:15am On Sep 23, 2017 |
hopefulLandlord:Hmmm. Okay. Enjoy. |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by butterflylion: 10:16am On Sep 23, 2017 |
hahn: Hahn is God real or a fabrication? I need to know this because if an atheist claims God does not exist why then do you blame the same non existent God for the things you just said in your comment? Yaba left done open your file? 1 Like |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by hopefulLandlord: 10:17am On Sep 23, 2017 |
hahn: All things dull and ugly, All creatures short and squat, All things rude and nasty, The Lord God made the lot. Each little snake that poisons, Each little wasp that stings, He made their brutish venom. He made their horrid wings. All things sick and cancerous, All evil great and small, All things foul and dangerous, The Lord God made them all. Each nasty little hornet, Each beastly little squid-- Who made the spikey urchin? Who made the sharks? He did! All things scabbed and ulcerous, All pox both great and small, Putrid, foul and gangrenous, The Lord God made them all. 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by butterflylion: 10:19am On Sep 23, 2017 |
hopefulLandlord: Post the link next time. http://www.montypython.net/scripts/allthing.php You couldn't be original if your life depended on it. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by Daeylar(f): 10:22am On Sep 23, 2017 |
hopefulLandlord: But you cannot snap picture of where you are, so God approved your sending of this message but won't approve picture.
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Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by hopefulLandlord: 10:24am On Sep 23, 2017 |
Daeylar: one guy has taken a pic of Yahweh's abode and was thrown out but he uploaded the pic and sent it to all of us via heavenly WiFi in time before he was ejected below is the pic of Yahweh's abode 1 Like
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Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by Ninethmare: 10:26am On Sep 23, 2017 |
Lalasticlala mydn44 are you in heaven with us |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by Nobody: 10:27am On Sep 23, 2017 |
hopefulLandlord: wow. |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by Daeylar(f): 10:29am On Sep 23, 2017 |
hopefulLandlord: Lol, . Fake picture. Since you can't snap, then Describe how heaven is. What are you doing in heaven now? |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by chemystery: 10:32am On Sep 23, 2017 |
hopefulLandlord: 1 Like
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Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by Humanistme: 10:34am On Sep 23, 2017 |
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Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by hahn(m): 10:37am On Sep 23, 2017 |
hopefulLandlord: Wow! Oboy you get talent ooo |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by hopefulLandlord: 10:38am On Sep 23, 2017 |
hahn: Na copy I copy am o |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by Nobody: 10:39am On Sep 23, 2017 |
butterflylion: hehe busted . He was trying to be creative on someone else's foolishness 3 Likes |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by hahn(m): 10:39am On Sep 23, 2017 |
butterflylion: Which god are you talking about? Yes, yaba left opened my visiting file. I will be in your cell soon. I brought you cookies 4 Likes |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by felixomor: 10:40am On Sep 23, 2017 |
butterflylion: LMAO |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by hopefulLandlord: 10:40am On Sep 23, 2017 |
Jacksonville: you no make heaven, that's sad |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by Nobody: 10:41am On Sep 23, 2017 |
Yahweh should send new angels to replace the one checking the book of life, they are already tired and the book of life is annoyingly voluminous. I've been on the queue since early this morning I expect all this books of life to have been digitized and stored in a database with powerful computer and programmer to access them but can't believe Yahweh and his team are still stuck in 1st century mode of record keeping. the queue is becoming rowdy and some Nigerians are jumping queue but some Russians won't allow them. also commutation is very difficult as the angels serving as usher and order maintenance do not understand English, people queuing in my front are Brazilians and mostly speak Portuguese even the angel calling name have bad intonation of calling Nigerian name when are we starting the universal language class, pls don't say there's none 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by butterflylion: 10:42am On Sep 23, 2017 |
Jacksonville: yes and he deliberately did not say it was copied from someone else's stupidity but had no choice later since I now posted where he borrowed his idiocy from. Any idiocy is permissible as long as its anything anti God. Happy Saturday to you Mr Jackson. 1 Like |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by butterflylion: 10:42am On Sep 23, 2017 |
hahn: It doesn't matter the God. Is he real or a fabrication? A simple answer would do. 2 Likes |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by hahn(m): 10:45am On Sep 23, 2017 |
butterflylion: Ok then. All gods are fabrications Next question PS: No vex, I am being held up by security at the gate. They said your sickness has gotten out of hand and do not want to grant me entrance to your cell. I will try to convince them by telling them I will pray for you and you will be healed 2 Likes |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by butterflylion: 10:55am On Sep 23, 2017 |
hahn: If all Gods are fabrications then why did you say the below hahn: How can a fabrication (an imaginary) God do all you mentioned? Can imagination collapse a solid structure? Can an imaginary God send any one anything or even send armed men to do anything? Can an imaginary God see? Can an imaginary God love? Can you not see you are the one whose sickness defies any known medical or spiritual cure? It's obvious several screws fell off your reasoning process as you were being raptured. You better come back to earth and get a search party to locate them even though I know those screws are as huge as anvils so cannot be missed. 2 Likes |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by Nobody: 10:55am On Sep 23, 2017 |
butterflylion: Happy saturday too my brother hahn: Really That must be one hell of a talent hopefulLandlord: No oo, na u originate am. Like you would have gladly admitted it if not that you were busted by butterflylion hopefulLandlord: Try to be real bro 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by Humanistme: 10:57am On Sep 23, 2017 |
I can see tears flowing |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by Daeylar(f): 10:58am On Sep 23, 2017 |
hahn: But you guys are there now, beg him to allow you take a picture Anyways, enjoy your heaven and hell, since you guys won't take a pic neither would you guys describe. |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by ibkayee(f): 11:08am On Sep 23, 2017 |
Lmao SUKKOT!! |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by Nobody: 11:11am On Sep 23, 2017 |
HopefulLandlord u better come out because sense is from above is about to fall on you :...You n your cohorts can lieeee Master of plagiarism... |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by Humanistme: 11:14am On Sep 23, 2017 |
Jacksonville: stooop he is busy practicing how to sing hallelujah for Yahweh. |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by hopefulLandlord: 11:22am On Sep 23, 2017 |
Jacksonville: come out of heaven? to what end? |
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