Gone are the days when the term ‘gay’ was used to connote happiness. Nowadays, only one definition comes to our mind when the word gay is mentioned.
Statistics say 1 in every 10 men are gay. What if I told you thatmale gossip partner of yours in the office is gay? That your ever smiling neighbour is gay. That banker you are crushing on is gay. Your fiance of 9 years is gay?

In fact, any guy atleast guilty of 7 to 10 of these signs ought to be a homosexual.
Note: OUGHT TO.

1. He owns an umbrella
2. He baths with hot water
3. He covers with a duvet or blanket, when sleeping alone
4. His bathing soap cost more than N250
5. He wears a pouch on his phone.
6. He applies vaseline/lip gloss on lips during harmattan
7. He applies white powder on his armpits
8. He changes his BBM/Whatsapp dp more than thrice a month.
9. He owns a selfie stick
10. He drinks fanta
11. He wears pants rather than boxers
12. He uses a photo/selfie of him as his phone or laptop wallpaper
13. He sips drinks with straw
14. He chews a gum for more than 10 minutes
15. He uses snapchat filters
16. He runs when crossing the road
17. He applies body cream
18. He wears a nose ring
19. He places one leg on a stool/bed when applying body cream
20. He prefers to take selfies with guys
21. He has Camera360 app on his phone
22. He ties sponge on his waist after bathing
23. He uses “hi” to start a conversation with his fellow guy
24. He is always reluctant to get undressed in front of guys
25. His room is “always” well arranged with everything in the right place.
26. He gets all touchy touchy’ with his fellow guys, consciously and unconsciously
27. He watches ‘telemundo’ and is addicted to soap operas
28. He never talks about his adventures with ‘women’ even with his closest guys.
29. Listens to weird music
30. “Excessively’ well groomed
31. Does pedicure and manicure a bit too regularly
32. Shaves his legs
33. He says things like ‘pweety’ instead of ‘pretty’, ‘pwease help me, thank you fewy mush’!
34. He asks his fellow men, “How was your night?”
35. He spends more than 30sec in bathroom
36. He has a standing mirror in his room
37. He combs his hair, uses soul mate or any hair cream for dandruff & is clean shaven, always including his underarms & pelvic area
38. He greets his fellow guy or start a phone conversation with ‘hello mate’, ‘sup man, ‘hiya’, ‘hey buddy’
39. He doesnt hug a close friend of his whom he hasn’t seen for long
40. If he finishes peeing & zips up without shaking his wee wee up & down for the next 3 mins
41. If he ends a call to his any of his parents or siblings with ‘I love you’ or stuffs like that.
42. If he has any sappy love song in his phone or PC
43. He has more of males friends on social media e.g Facebook, whatsapp etc. Check your friends Facebook or whatsapp to see if he virtually has only boys as friends
44. He hate sports, soccer to be precise
45. He hates video games. Siccer games especially
46. He’s never had a girlfriend or finds it difficult staying in a relationship
46. He is fashion conscious; he spends forever in front of the mirror styling his hair or it takes him hours to get dressed.
47. Check his playlist, if he has more of pop girl songs e.g Britney spears, bey, tiwaSavage, Chidimma, Rihanna, Beyonce etc., then he may be gay. and if he is obsessed about pop girls. straight guys would rather be obsessed with male singers.
48. He have lots of gay friends, both on the media and offline!
49. He rolls with feminine guys
50. He is feminine in the way he walks, talks and stands. If he catwalks, crosses his legs while standing and drags his words. Observe his hand movements when he talks, explains.
51. He is very touchy. He can’t engage in a convo without touching, falling and hugging talk mate.
53. Never fancies having sex with opposite sex
54. Most gays are vey intelligent, and wears that geeky look. Think about your secondary school male prefect, or your course rep
55. They love clubbing, parties, swimming and hanging out
56. They will definitely try to counter this post, but that doesnt change the facts

Post Script Notice:
This post is just for educational purposes and bears no harm against the Nigeria LGBT Community.

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