A warri mum called her son Akpos on phone;

Akpos: Hello maleee
Mum: Akpos dat meat & fish don boil?
Akpos: Yes ooo maleee
Mum: Abeg implicate salt & maggi, attach oil, pepper & sentence d crayfish & other small small fish dem 2 death ....then involve the leaves ....after 10mins, discharge d pot 4rm fire. You dey hear me so?

Akpos: Maleee ....shuooo, this food go gud 2 download wit Eba oo
Mum: No worry, i don already detain some fufu for cooler ....when tym reach we go give them amnesty.