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EPIC: What Will Happen If One Tries To Fry Poop? by GoodMuyis(m): 9:02pm On Oct 06, 2017
Ok make we fry beans, water, etc
what if you decide to fry poo?


Well for starters, you'll be doing literally what the term "Wait till the SHIT hits the PAN" implies and secondly....I would suggest that you TAKE A PASS on Andrew Zimmerman's cooking advice when he says....."IF IT LOOKS GOOD, EAT IT"!

Just because something YOU DECIDE TO FRY may look like a veggie burger doesn't necessarily mean it's a veggie burger!

But to answer your question - I would imagine that all the solid undigested particles like corn would start popping up and down on the pan and all the excess liquid would probably just evaporate before your very own eyes.

So unless you can come up with a good way to keep your shit together in the pan, your attempt to save a few dollars by recycling your poop is just a STINKING BAD IDEA!


https://www.quora.com/What-will-happen-if-one-tries-to-fry-poop
Re: EPIC: What Will Happen If One Tries To Fry Poop? by ifex370(m): 9:12pm On Oct 06, 2017
GoodMuyis:
Ok make we fry beans, water, etc
what if you decide to fry poo?



https://www.quora.com/What-will-happen-if-one-tries-to-fry-poop

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