Incase you don't know me....Read MY BIOGRAPHY
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NAME: apkors Okafor
AGE: 90
HOBBIES :
- Collecting teeth from a live tiger,
- Catching bullets with
bare hands,
- Assassination,
- Jogging up & down
Mount Everest
- Collecting rock particles from the moon
MY RECORD:
- Fought with an elephant and broke its
neck.
- Skinned a crocodile alive.
- Played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded clip and survived.
- Killed Superman.
- Held my breath under water for 2months, 3 weeks, 6 hours, 51 minutes,
45seconds!
- Assassinated Adolf Hitler, JohnF. Kennedy,
Tupac,B.I.G (the list is too long).
GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT:
-Surfed on hot lava while the volcano was still erupting
- Out ran a cheetah.
- Fluent in 11,798 languages.
- Killed twitter bird..
- First man to land on the sun.
- Carried the pyramid of Giza for 2 days
straight!
SILLY THING DONE:
- Surfing on a tsunami and hurricane Katrina.
- Snow boarding on
MountEverest.
- Sky diving from outer space.
EMBARRASSING MOMENT:
- Couldn't kill 100 bears with a single punch, only 99 died instantly and the
one that was left went to join the
circus.
PROUDEST MOMENTS:
- when a cobra died after biting me.
- When I saved the planet by diverting an
asteroid with just one kick.
SOMETHING ABOUT ME:
- I really don't like to brag...