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Musa The Blocked Head.. by Uchamichael888(m): 1:44pm On Oct 12, 2017 |
When Musa was in JSS2, his teacher always yelled @ him, calling him a waste of product & failure in life"..... One day, Musa's grandma came to school to check how her grandson was doing. The teacher told her quite frankly that she had never seen such a dumb boy all her life before; andadvised her to withdraw him frm school, because schooling for Musa would be a total waste of time & money. The grandma was shocked @d teacher's comment She withdrew her grandson from the school & relocated him to Maiduguri.. **** 25 years later**** The teacher was diagnosed wit a cancer. All the doctors she met advised her to do surgery & its only a certain doctor in the whole of Nigeria(practicing In Maiduguri) could perform dis procedure) wit no alternative, the teacher agreed to have the surgery . .Fortunately, It was successful. When she woke up some hours after d surgery, she saw a handsome young doctor smiling down at her. She was on artificial respiration from a machine that provides her oxygen. She wanted to thank him but could nt speak. She looked side ways and suddenly began to express shock & her face started to turn pale; she frantically made attempts to raise her hand & tell d doctor somethin but couldn't talk. She struggled, she fought-hard but couldn't talk, then she died. The young doctor was shocked. He tried to find out what's wrong. Eventually, it was found out that it was Musa (working as a cleaner in the hospital) who had disconnected dthe teacher oxygen machine to connect his phone charger. Lol Wait ooooo... .. Don't tell me you thought Musa became the doctor..... If I hear.... This is not Nollywood..... Ooooo forget!!!' I said Musa don't know book, period!.. Lol... For more jokes follow us on FACEBOOK..
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