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All About Federal University Of Technology Owerri... Funny But True by Nonnyflex(m): 6:05pm On Oct 13, 2017
JUST LOVE MY SCHOOL FEDERAL UNIVERSITY OF TECHNOLOGY OWERRI, FUTO
1) Lecturers wil b telin u
"buyin
my handout is nt!
compulsory" bt
class Rep...let me v d list of
those dat v bought,,,���.. Dr. nwach***
2) u graduate wit 2.20 n
u wil b
telin urself. If it
was 2 b
any oda versity... I wud v been a
3.20 graduate by nw.���.. ...all seet student
3) If u tink true lov is d
only tin dat is hard 2 find...try
lukin 4 ur COORDINATOR wen u
nid his signature
on a [PROJECT].�‍♂�‍♂�‍♂
4) in FUTO, u dont nid 2 go far 4 anytin...right in ur hostel u v an electrician, painter, carpenter, plumber (even a drug dealer).��� ... koko mansion, umuchima
5) Come FUTO, evrytin na queueing frm d ATM,collection of FORMs sumision & collection of CLEARANCE 4 exams, even SCHOOL FEES PAYMENT u go tire.���
6) u get 2 class as early as 6.30am only 2 see dat
all seats v been occupied by bags & books abi dem leave am for schl go house ni?.���....amaka, Godwin, chuks, best
7) u v already prepared food bt 2 eat na wahala because U r already L8 4 lectures.
���
cool Lecturer: Only 10 students in class 2day? Oya tear a sheet of paper 4 test ......turns 2 d board 2 write. B4 he
turns bck-------class don full. Lol���... Dr iwu, Engr Ononuju, Prof. Gibson. etc
9) u will always hear those selling provisions saying: sweet orange!, sweet pineapple!, sweet garri! even sweet kerosene!, sweet BESKE Nd sweet bitter leaf.���... them many
10) come night group reading during exam u
go see different levels of reading.
scaning,skimming,jaking and lots
more.���..... C.J,
11) During exams u wil no those who r naturally beautiful because no tym 4 makeup at all. Evry1 go bcom born- again by force.���....mimi, harriet, chi etc ..lol
12) Its always funi wen exam
supervisor says
SUBMIT!! n many
students suddenly develop dat
super human ability; answering
3hrs question in 50secs their hands go dey dance 4 d book.���.. eric, i.k, fabulous, Godwin, pson, chizoba, longjohn, dalas, chuks,
13) And lastly in FUTO, u'ill see a ladies wearing shotz 2 market place... I miss dem seriously
Abeg tag 2 ur friendz n
lets hail dis great Institution.
3 gud gbosa 2 all FUTOITE.........the only higher institution in Nigeria

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