This question was asked on Twitter moments ago;

"As a graduate, would you accept a job of N900,000 monthly as a Gateman?"

Here were the crazy and hilarious responses that followed. Nigerians, I hail thee


1. I would have said NO but my hobbies include opening and closing of gate...

2. Why I con go school na, if not to be a young smart gateman? My dream job, we're all gatemen in our family.

3. See you, gateman that am doing free of charge most days these days..... Izz like u want me to resume on credit already, abi?

4. I would even work seven days a week and twice on Sundays.... I go even train my pikin to take over from me.

5. I can be the gateman, the dog, the security lights and the alarm

6 After taking the job, I would pick up a form to do my masters and PhD in Opening gate and security science to be a better gateman

7. I started opening gate when I was 6 months old, so I hv too much experience plsss. Where can I apply?

8. Is it not just to open and close gate? Call me your GM.. Boss of the gate.. Commander in chief of the gate forces. When do I start?

9. Some are gatemen, some are Senior Access Controllers.. I'd even combine the two together.

10. Me that i will even use my certificate to be fanning myself beside the gate when am feeling heat

is anybody forcing you to make a post ?

adajoe555:

hmmmm,mama de mama,
U r berivul.

men I will rush they job they way merci do rush ball


mean while you guys are gonna love this vid
I didn't know injection is painful until I saw it
just literally seeing it.
click to see how it happened


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azFjI2Parho

folashade96:
is anybody forcing you to make a post ?

Were you forced or threatened to make a comment