Four animals a Snake, a Cock, a Cat and a Centipede, all heavy smokers, were playing cards together. When the cigarettes run out, the snake, the big brother, said, "Cock, go out and get some packs! You know, I have NO legs." "But why me?" said the Cock, "I have only TWO legs!" So, the task fell on Centipede with no doubt. Centipede said nothing and left the room.
The left three waited and waited, but Centipede did not show up. One hour later, they couldn't wait anymore. "What's the devil Centipede doing?" Snake said impatiently, "Cat, go out and take a look!"
When Cat gets to the door, he got frightened. Centipede was SITTING there!!!! So the angry Cat said, "What are you doing here?"
"Can't you see? I'm putting on my shoes,” said Centipede.

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nice one.


how sure are we that the centipede was actually tryn to wear invisble shoes??


am suspicious


sure say no be condom e wan wear

This is too good.

The snake will av to go and buy the cigarette himself at the end of the day since he has no legs to wear shoes

nice 1

were is the joke?

@studio,d joke is stuckd in d centipedes legs,olodo

studio43:

were is the joke?

My friend, If you aint got it, then you aint got it. Try to read between the lines

Dyt:

@studio,d joke is stuckd in d centipedes legs,olodo

are u sure? Lol ,  Oya open your legs make i find the joke na 

Johnnny:

My friend, If you aint got it, then you aint got it. Try to read between the lines

Nor vex Mr. Jonny, i no know sey u don come

U b original olodo,ole con c now,yeye ibo boi

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OLUJIME:

Four animals a Snake,

i nor fit shout

Studio! Sorry?

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