1. Whoever does not wish Neymar a Good morning gets an immediate fine. The player also has to ask his wife to sleep with Neymar and boast to her friends about it. If she doesn't boast, the player gets another fine.

2. "Neymar has to be referred to as Sir, Mister or lord and occasionally Daddy never hurts" says Nasser El khelefi.

3. If an attack goes through that Neymar isn't part of, the closest player to Neymar who choose not to pass to him gets loaned out to Nottingham Forest. Not the club, the Forest.

4. If Neymar hits the post during training, the post has to personally apologise and the goalkeeper will be fined for not pushing the ball in instead.

5. If Cavani talks to Neymar, he'll get a fine. If he looks at him, he'll get another fine. If he ask to shoot a penalty, he'll become the substitute goalkeeper of PSG's under 21 women team.

Lol

afi "Prevailages" na