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Don't Die On Monday by toys2seven(m): 10:46pm On Nov 06, 2017
According to Livescience, research shows that most deaths during a week day, happens on a Monday (Why don’t you look surprised?). Also, the most common cause of death has been reported to be heart attacks. You know, it could just be a case of someone resuming work on Monday, and as soon as they grab the door handle and set foot inside the office, a sharp grunt follows, suitcase falls, both hands grab the chest and they dramatically make their way to the floor. Adieu!

Research also shows most deaths on Monday are recorded between 9am and 11am but personally, I think those guys didn’t just die on Monday morning. They’ve been cumulatively dying for a long time and just couldn’t hold it together anymore. I don’t want to imagine what Sunday evenings would look like for them. The mood swing, the anxiety, the palpitations, the uneasy sleep, and the hatred for that alarm when it innocently does its job.

Don’t Die On Monday. Please don’t. The grim reaper once said in a news conference that he doesn’t have a favourite day of the week. Lol! Seriously, Monday is innocent. She’s even being rehabilitated now. Do you know what it feels like to be hated by almost everyone? Now, in defense of my very lovely Monday, here are 10 quick tips that may help you both foster a better and enjoyable relationship.

1. Change Your Mindset – Lovely Monday is in no way the worst day of the week, and “Monday blues” is a myth. What has caused those many deaths is people’s negative mindset. Every Monday when you wake up, let out a bright smile because she’s about to usher you into a fantastically productive working week.

2. Stop Living for the Weekend – Most people feel sad on Sunday evening because work resumes “tomorrow”. If you can’t emotionally handle the switch, then don’t travel to outer space, only to return to earth on Monday. If possible, just keep the weekends simple.

3. Stop Being Reactive – You have the power to take charge of any day and chart its course. Don’t sit in the passenger seat and let Monday drive. She keeps failing her driving test. Try to be proactive rather than reactive. Like a plague, avoid anything that wants to transmit negative energy.

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