#THE CORPORATE WORLD#

1.Every day, a small ant arrives at work very early and start work immediately.

2.She produces a lot and she is happy.

3.The Chief, a Lion was surprised to see that ant was work without supervision.

4.He thought if the ant can produce so much without supervision, wouldn't she produce even more if she had a supervisor

5.So he recruited cockroach who had extensive experience as a supervisor and who was famous for writing excellent reports.

6.The cockroach's first decision was to set up a clocking in attendance system.

7.He also needed a secretary to help him write and type his reports and.......

8.....he recruited a spider, who managed the achieves and monitored all phone calls.

9.The Lion was delighted with cockroach's reports and he asked him to produce graphs to describe the production rates and to analyze trends so that he can use them for presentations at the Board's meeting.

10.......recruited a fly to manage the IT department.

11.The ant, who had once been so productive and relaxed, hated this new plethora of paperwork and meetings which used up most of her time.....

12.The lion came to a conclusion that its high time to nominate a person in charge of the department where the ant worked.

13.The position was given to bee who first decision was to buy a carpet and an ergonomic chair for his office.

14.The new person in charge, the bee, also needed a computer and a personal assistant, who he brought from his previous department, to help him prepare a Work and Budget Control Strategic Optimization plan

15.The department where ant works is now a sad place, where nobody laughs anymore and everybody has become upset

16.It was at this time that the bee convinced the boss, lion, of the absolute necessity to start a climatic study of the environment.

17.Having reviewed the charges for running the ant's department, the lion found out that the production was much less than before.

18.So, he recruited the owl, a prestigious and renowned consultant to carry out the audit and suggest solutions.

19.The owl spent three months in the department and came up with an enormous report, in several volumes, that concluded: "THE DEPARTMENT IS OVERSTAFFED........."

20.Guess who the lion fired first?

21.The ant, of course, because she "SHOWED LACK OF MOTIVATION AND HAD A NEGATIVE ATTITUDE".

Is this the corporate world we work in?

lalasticlala, dominique, seun