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Clever Minds by dm(m): 12:37pm On Dec 22, 2005 |
CLEVER MINDS.... If you're like most people, common everyday items look inert to you but what you may not know is that many of them have a gender. For example: Ziploc Bags -- Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. Copier -- Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over inflated. Sponges -- Female, because they're soft and squeezable and retain water. Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it ... and, of course, there's the hot air part. Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on. Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around. Remote Control -- Female . . . Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying. |
Re: Clever Minds by Terry1(m): 6:48pm On Jan 05, 2006 |
lol..... thats a good one there dm i like it. lol lol lol lol lol |
Re: Clever Minds by dm(m): 5:54pm On Jan 08, 2006 |
Terry1: thank ya. |
Re: Clever Minds by christyne(f): 4:05pm On Jan 11, 2006 |
lol lol lol |
Re: Clever Minds by doc(f): 2:08pm On Jan 21, 2006 |
too true |
Re: Clever Minds by spikelord(m): 3:14pm On Jan 22, 2006 |
Re: Clever Minds by spikelord(m): 3:14pm On Jan 22, 2006 |
Re: Clever Minds by dabby(f): 2:00pm On Jan 26, 2007 |
that was true and funny. |
Re: Clever Minds by GeeCee(m): 9:56am On Jun 21, 2010 |
;d |
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