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17 Things You Should Never Ever Google by Mikeshiangala(m): 9:34am On Nov 17, 2017 |
I don’t know about you, but when someone tells me not to Google something , I immediately do it. It’s a sickness i guess because I can’t think of a single instance where whatever I discovered online after being explicitly warned against looking for it didn’t live up to my awful expectations. In other words, when people tell you not to Google something, they usually have a damn good reason. So why am I sharing this roundup post of things you shouldn’t google, knowing full well that some of you are going to Google them anyway, and I will be the one to blame for your subsequent discomfort? Because I am a very, very, very bad person, that’s why. Keep reading … IF YOU DARE. That said, here are a few things you should never type into Google’s search box : 1.Clock spider I can’t even type those words without my scalp crawling. Now, I have a THING about spiders so your creep factor on this one may vary, but if you’re a fellow arachnophobe, you definitely definitely don’t want to Google Image Search this term. 2.Bedbugs on Mattress SWEET JESUS NO! 3.Wet koala Eventually the Internet will inform you that the viral image of a “wet koala” is in fact fake. But not before you are SCARRED FOR LIFE by the damp, fanged, rage-filled creature someone dreamed up via Photoshop. 4.Tetris Fantic What could ever be wrong about googling Tetris? I mean, it’s Tetris, right? Wrong again. There is a type of pornographic fan fiction inspired by Tetris. It sounds something like this: “I unbuttoned the blue pixel I had on my lower half and instructed her on the ways of pre-intimacy. As her top pixel met my bottom pixel, I let out an ecstatic sigh. Such pleasure I had never experienced in my life …” 5.Yourself Either you’ll find no proof whatsoever of your existence, or you’ll realize just how screwed-up your Internet legacy will be. There’s no happy outcome here. 6.Lazy sundays There are no words to describe this… Unless you are into old men, who enjoy “scrubbing” each other in the shower, you should try to stay away. 7.Blue Waffle There is honestly no need to elaborate. Whatever you do, just don’t. 8.Tub Girl Do you know the games where you have to concentrate really, really, really hard, and then a scary face appears out of nowhere and you fall of your chair crying? Tub girl is in some ways similar to those faces, because it manages to scare the life out of innocent people. If you haven’t seen it yet, don’t look it up, because your reaction might be similar to this guy’s. 9.Fournier 10.Meatspin 11.Goatse (Espcially not this one) 12.Two Girls,One cup 13.Cake farts 14.Skeleton in the closet 15.Google pewdiepie 16.Lemon party 17.Mr.Hands and that’s todays list don’t be too curious to know them. Also Read on: 9 Google Tricks You Need To Try Out. |
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Ever Google by Tintinnoty(m): 10:06am On Nov 17, 2017 |
ok |
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Ever Google by MarkWayne89: 10:46am On Nov 17, 2017 |
3. Wet koala LOL! Been laughing for the last 5 minutes! |
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Ever Google by Mofe72: 11:24am On Nov 17, 2017 |
let me start searching 1 Like |
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Ever Google by Offpoint: 11:43am On Nov 17, 2017 |
Shitz i read on Nairaland home page on daily basic are more terrifying than all this....Nothing scares me... 2 Likes |
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Ever Google by calddon(m): 11:52am On Nov 17, 2017 |
i have no idea y i shouldnt google dem 1 Like |
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Ever Google by salesforce: 11:58am On Nov 17, 2017 |
Norhing |
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Ever Google by MaryBenn(f): 12:09pm On Nov 17, 2017 |
calddon: Google them first and you'll have an idea |
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Ever Google by Evablizin(f): 12:21pm On Nov 17, 2017 |
Let me visit Mr Google. |
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Ever Google by Nobody: 1:00pm On Nov 17, 2017 |
Mofe72: |
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Ever Google by Nobody: 1:56pm On Nov 17, 2017 |
OK. lemme go and google those things now |
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Ever Google by Nobody: 2:17pm On Nov 17, 2017 |
Thanks OP I learnt something new |
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Ever Google by Nobody: 2:25pm On Nov 17, 2017 |
McBeal10: When you do, please tell me about those things especially the one OP didn't bother to explain. I don't dare google gory images but then again, my curiosity is as high as the heavens. |
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Ever Google by Nobody: 3:10pm On Nov 17, 2017 |
The most effective way of convincing someone to do something you want them to do but don't want them to know that you want them to do it is by painting a gory picture of something and then, leaving it out there... We call it revise psychology. |
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Ever Google by rossychik(f): 4:37pm On Nov 17, 2017 |
now I have to google them |
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Ever Google by IVORY2009(m): 4:50pm On Nov 17, 2017 |
Evablizin:Kk
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Re: 17 Things You Should Never Ever Google by JayCynic(m): 4:52pm On Nov 17, 2017 |
This makes absolutely no sense to me, I googled all that shit you listed, nothing particularly hair constricting about those. |
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Ever Google by StarBukola(f): 6:39pm On Nov 17, 2017 |
.clock spider is not as scary as u make it sound |
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Ever Google by Nobody: 6:47pm On Nov 17, 2017 |
I dey Google now selff |
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Ever Google by Nobody: 7:13pm On Nov 17, 2017 |
Not as disgusting as Rainbow kiss |
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Ever Google by Dacronym(m): 7:18pm On Nov 17, 2017 |
And what's wrong with googling pewdiepie? |
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Ever Google by Nobody: 7:23pm On Nov 17, 2017 |
StarBukola: What's it all about? I can't google those. I'm not a fan of gory and repulsive sights but I'm otherwise very curious to know. Thanks |
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Ever Google by Nobody: 7:31pm On Nov 17, 2017 |
Dayvhid:Pray tell, what's it all about bro? |
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Ever Google by ola12(m): 9:09pm On Nov 17, 2017 |
Well dat blue waffles was disturbing |
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Ever Google by Calmtvmedia(m): 9:48pm On Nov 17, 2017 |
Nice one |
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Ever Google by DONADAMS(m): 11:30pm On Nov 17, 2017 |
I've seen this kinda topic more than 5 times on NL 1 Like |
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Ever Google by MANNABBQGRILLS: 12:57am On Nov 18, 2017 |
Thanking God barbecue is not one of the words! |
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Ever Google by blaquebelle: 4:04am On Nov 18, 2017 |
koice:*reverse |
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Ever Google by Nobody: 11:14am On Nov 18, 2017 |
blaquebelle:Yeah, that's the correct spelling. Thanks. |
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Ever Google by EniHolar(f): 1:28pm On Nov 18, 2017 |
Dayvhid: So disgusting
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Re: 17 Things You Should Never Ever Google by falcon01: 4:12pm On Nov 18, 2017 |
this is the 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000th time am seing this nonsense 1 Like |
Re: 17 Things You Should Never Ever Google by Nobody: 5:13pm On Nov 18, 2017 |
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