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Saudi Behead First Robot Citizen by justFEARLESS(m): 3:00am On Nov 19, 2017 |
RIYADH, Saudi Arabia — Saudi's first robot citizen head was taken from her body today at the public square in Riyadh. Saudi made history recently by being the first country to grant citizenship to Robot and Sophia was the first to be granted such legal status. Unfortunately, Sophia is also the first Robot citizen to be beheaded at the public square in Riyadh after some band of angry Saudi men dragged her into the streets for public execution. The crowd first began by stoning her, but finding her carbon fiber exoskeleton was durable enough to withstand the stones and it did little damage to her, they then tied a chain around her neck and the other end to a trailer hitch, driving her through the streets until her head became separated from her body and afterwards attempted to rape her headless body. A survey shows 79% of Saudi Arabian men approve of the execution, along with 100% of American men named Elon Musk . Women were forbidden from participating in the survey. According to Duffelblog While many men applauded the beheading, her designer lamented the outcome. “It’s unfortunate that female robots are treated as second-class citizens in Saudi Arabia,” said David Hanson, owner of Hanson Robotics. “I long for the day when female robots can walk freely in Saudi Arabia, expressing their individuality, without fear of retaliation.” Hanson speculated that Saudi Arabia’s culture isn’t quite ready to embrace such citizens, and vowed to make future robots more compatible with Sharia Law. “My next robot will be a Roomba wearing a burqa,” said Hanson. “That should be roughly equivalent in functionality to what is currently permissible for women in Saudi Arabia. http://www.classikolic.com/2017/11/saudi-behead-first-robot-citizen.html?m=1
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Re: Saudi Behead First Robot Citizen by Mille: 3:07am On Nov 19, 2017 |
Fake News. Take it down Mynd44 1 Like |
Re: Saudi Behead First Robot Citizen by Nwodosis(m): 3:08am On Nov 19, 2017 |
Let me confirm and comment |
Re: Saudi Behead First Robot Citizen by madridguy(m): 3:10am On Nov 19, 2017 |
Re: Saudi Behead First Robot Citizen by Nobody: 6:21am On Nov 19, 2017 |
Savage |
Re: Saudi Behead First Robot Citizen by Ayomideen(m): 8:43am On Nov 19, 2017 |
Lol 1 Like |
Re: Saudi Behead First Robot Citizen by TheManOfTheYear: 9:31am On Nov 19, 2017 |
Backward country.. When their oil dries up... they will be turned to a barren useless desert they once were 1 Like |
Re: Saudi Behead First Robot Citizen by TheManOfTheYear: 9:31am On Nov 19, 2017 |
Mynd44 |
Re: Saudi Behead First Robot Citizen by AbujaBlue: 11:12am On Nov 19, 2017 |
Clever satire. |
Re: Saudi Behead First Robot Citizen by tsdarkside(m): 4:37pm On Nov 19, 2017 |
this sound soo funny...
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Re: Saudi Behead First Robot Citizen by tsdarkside(m): 4:38pm On Nov 19, 2017 |
to be beheaded or already beheaded....??..... |
Re: Saudi Behead First Robot Citizen by Nobody: 5:47pm On Nov 19, 2017 |
Hahaha I met this robot woman at gitex Dubai. I asked her questions and she answered correctly to my amazement. These are the photos I took with my phone. 1 Like |
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