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See How My Mum Run My Ruins.... by opichika(m): 7:25pm On Nov 22, 2017 |
Today I decided to go and rest at my mom's restaurant. When I got their, I met my younger sister serving food to a pretty damsel. I couldn't resist her beauty, so I acted like a customer. My younger sister knew my moves, so she smiled and played along. ME: Hey! give me food am in a hurry, I didn't park my car well (My sister smiled and the girl gave me a charming look) My sister: (Serving me) Customer, U can change car ooo. Look at the type of car u brought today (Pointing at someone's Range Rover, that parked outside) Me: Yaah, that one belongs to my mom. My dad travelled, so my mom took his lambogini, so I decided to use my mom's Range Rover since am tired of driving that my Ferrari. My sister couldn't hold the laughter any longer, so she ran out and blast it.....I was left alone with the girl, so I introduced myself to her and we started chatting and I brain washed her. When she was about to succumb, My Mom just entered...Piam! The next thing I heard was...... Chibuike Na so u go dey chop like mumu. Na only food u know. Anyway, did u sell the Moi-Moi finish Chai....... My village people later succeeded, I am still looking for where to hang my self... I have finally disgraced my ancestors... just negodu. . 3 Likes |
Re: See How My Mum Run My Ruins.... by Topestbilly(m): 7:31pm On Nov 22, 2017 |
Re: See How My Mum Run My Ruins.... by elantraceey(f): 7:33pm On Nov 22, 2017 |
Oh my goodness! lwkmd. |
Re: See How My Mum Run My Ruins.... by ikbnice(m): 7:34pm On Nov 22, 2017 |
Stay honest, it saves one from disgrace |
Re: See How My Mum Run My Ruins.... by billynoni(m): 7:46pm On Nov 22, 2017 |
Na u kill urself,you for just come out clean the first instance you saw her. Who knows she might be patronizing your mum often just because of you. |
Re: See How My Mum Run My Ruins.... by AK6464(m): 8:03pm On Nov 22, 2017 |
Re: See How My Mum Run My Ruins.... by mmbs: 8:14pm On Nov 22, 2017 |
billynoni:oga. That was a joke. What do you guys always take everything serious 1 Like |
Re: See How My Mum Run My Ruins.... by billynoni(m): 8:18pm On Nov 22, 2017 |
mmbs:Nah ain't that serious thought at least it was posted under jokes section. |
Re: See How My Mum Run My Ruins.... by Nobody: 8:23pm On Nov 22, 2017 |
Op, Correct Yourself. "See How My Mom Ruined My Runs". Funny Story Shaa 1 Like |
Re: See How My Mum Run My Ruins.... by loverboi97(m): 11:52pm On Nov 22, 2017 |
Nice One |
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