Today I decided to go and rest at my mom's
restaurant.
When I got their, I met my younger
sister serving food to a pretty damsel.
I couldn't
resist her beauty, so I acted like a customer.
My
younger sister knew my moves, so she smiled
and played along.
ME: Hey! give me food am in a hurry, I didn't
park my car well (My sister smiled and the girl
gave me a charming look)
My sister: (Serving me) Customer, U can change
car ooo.
Look at the type of car u brought today
(Pointing at someone's Range Rover, that parked outside)
Me: Yaah, that one belongs to my mom.
My dad
travelled, so my mom took his lambogini, so I
decided to use my mom's Range Rover since am
tired of driving that my Ferrari.
My sister couldn't hold the laughter any longer, so she ran out and blast it.....I was left alone
with the girl, so I introduced myself to her and we
started chatting and I brain washed her.
When
she was about to succumb, My Mom just
entered...Piam! The next thing I heard was......
Chibuike Na so u go dey chop like mumu. Na only food u know. Anyway, did u sell the Moi-Moi
finish
Chai.......
My village people later succeeded, I am still
looking for where to hang my self... I have finally
disgraced my ancestors... just negodu.
.

Oh my goodness! lwkmd.

Stay honest, it saves one from disgrace

Na u kill urself,you for just come out clean the first instance you saw her. Who knows she might be patronizing your mum often just because of you.

billynoni:
Na u kill urself,you for just come out clean the first instance you saw her. Who knows she might be patronizing your mum often just because of you.

oga. That was a joke.

What do you guys always take everything serious

mmbs:
oga. That was a joke.

What do you guys always take everything serious

Nah ain't that serious thought at least it was posted under jokes section.

Op, Correct Yourself.

"See How My Mom Ruined My Runs".

Funny Story Shaa

Nice One